The Triple

When you Cum, crap yourself and puke at the same time.
Just before I started my Community Service... there was an incident with his girl, I picked her up in this Dentist waiting room. She was having some kind of oral surgery, so we go out few drinks, couple of Kebabs right and then it's straight back to her place. Start with the shagging, I built up a nice rhythm and i'm getting really close to blowing my load, just hovering in the pleasure zone and then BAM! all hell breaks loose, I tripled myself. it's when you cum, puke and shit yourself all at the same time. Thre bodily functions, doing the Triple.
by drek258 December 17, 2010
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Triple

To cum, puke, and shit yourself simultaneously.
Laura the Manager: Right, is there anything else I need to know?

Nathan: *raises hand* Just before I started my community service, there was an incident with this girl. I picked her up in this dentist's waiting room - like she was having some kind of oral surgery. So we go out. A few drinks, a couple of kebabs, and then it's straight back to her place and start with the shagging. And I've built up a nice rhythm and I'm getting really close to blowing my load, just have her in the pleasure zone. And then BAM! All hell break's loose. I tripled my self.

Laura the Manager: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that term.

Nathan: You know, triple. It's when you cum, puke, and shit yourself all at the same time.

Kelly: For fuck's sake

Nathan: Three bodily functions, doing the triple.

Curtis: *scoffs*

Nathan: You're telling me that's never happened to you?

Curtis: No!

Nathan: Anyways, I lied about my name, so she probably doesn't even remember me.

Alisha: I don't think she's ever forgetting you.
by Superhoodie fangirl December 17, 2010
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triple

To puke, shit and jizz at the same time.
guy #1"i was sat watching the football the other day, then bam, tripled myself"
guy #2-"..."
by 123qwe456rgv December 17, 2010
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triples

Triples is an exclamation designed to emphasize a feeling of pure joy. Originates from "triple coolz." Also comes from the latin word coolioeisieis. Triples can also be used to make fun of unorthodox children of brown and yellow color.
Bob: Hey, I just found a dollar:
George: Oh, TRIPLES!
by LEEEEEEEOOOO April 14, 2006
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Triple

The term used to describe; Puking, Jizzing and Shitting yourself at the same time. Usually during sex
Nathan: I was doing this girl form behind, then bam, tripled myself!
by Wuderz December 28, 2010
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Triple A

Also known as AAA.

Stands for Anal Assualt Assassins. This team of world class assassins was started in 2006 by a group of guys who devote their lives to the pillaging of unsuspecting female butts. They embrace and incourage that which is considered tabboo by most cultures; the art of buttseks. They now have a clothing line that helps raise funds to support this cause, and also donate some of these funds to support single moms "putting themselves through law school."

The leader of this clan goes by the code name MAGNUS. Rumors have spread that he has terrorized over 1,000 buttholes. He lives in the shadows of clubs and seduces his prey with superior dance moves.

Wherabouts are unknown.....
"OMG, one of those guys from Triple A totally butt raped me last night. After they were done they took me to Six Flags for some weird reason."
by eRoc-of-AAA December 22, 2008
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triple

when one does something unbelievably stupid.
joe says 2+2=7. you say ok joe, that's a triple, or your a triple, or just plain out say triple.
by domenico February 16, 2005
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