Triggeryourmomatree

A group of teens who make eye contact for longer than 2 seconds and instantly become friends

“Dude, I got triggeryourmomatree after that party on Saturday.”

by Awkwardgiraffe May 30, 2018

triggeration

irresponsible behavior, less than acceptable occurance, bullshit. when tlc said they didnt want no scrubs, they meant they didnt want no triggeration.

an example of triggeration is when one of your boys chooses to hang out with a girl rather than go to the club wit his boys. a person who continually acts irresponsible is known as a habitual triggerator.

by qt24 August 1, 2010

Triggernut

The feeling/ sentiment you get when you're so confused, you don't really know what to do/say. You're just triggernut.

Joe-"Dude, I eat nails for breakfast."
Tyler-"So what?"
Joe-"...without any MILK!"
Tyler-"Damn.. I'm triggernut right now."

by BDmasta October 31, 2011

triggeristic

A person who is easily triggered.

Didn't you know that John is triggeristic?

by Startex December 4, 2017

triggernometry

The advanced mathematical study of how firearms work.

High school senior: I still don't understand why the math teacher insisted that our class learn triggernometry --- I'm a staunch pacifist, so I don't even like guns; why the heck do I need to learn about 'em if the subject will never even come up in my ordinary daily life??

by QuacksO March 3, 2017

triggerbitch

I want this in the Urban Dictionary.⬇️
(a)Triggerbitch(es):
A person(s) of any gender characterized by exasperating every social conflict or emergency by their overreaction, inability to prioritize, lack of knowledge, hysterical call to action, followed by self-congratulatory statement that everything went awesome in spite of their ineptitude at every step.

'I had an argument with a triggerbitch about coffee at work, in 5 seconds she was pissed, cried, and screamed that I was being agressive. By then another triggerbitch called me bro and wanted to take it outside.

by Magnusmaximus February 1, 2019

triggernometry

Math-induced traumatic recall.

I have a note form my therapist. I'm exempt from my triggernometry exam.

by walletstraw June 8, 2017