Taintology 

A slightly obscure medical study that focuses on the Perineum (also known as the TAINT or GRUNDLE). Many medical majors acquire this degree from a 2 year technical school before moving on to something more prestigious, like proctology. It is also a study that enrolls a high amount of medical school dropouts.

"I heard that Jimmy was going to be a doctor!"

"Yes, but he flunked out of Med School so he is going to apply for the Taintology program at ITT Tech instead."

Taintology by Historyman August 19, 2008

Teenology 

The science of dealing with teens and all of their issues, from an adult stand point.

Teen 1: Geez, that new counselor is horrible!

Teen 2: I know, he definitely has a degree in teenology.

Teen 1: When will they finally understand, that they don't understand!

Teenology by Little Jimmyphobe January 15, 2011

Brentology 

Brentology is the ideopathic study of a specific sect of Brentologians who possess a desire to study heavy metal, taco bell and jokes. In the study of Brentologism we are taught to learn how to overcome the man by complaining and getting what we want.

In short Brentology is the study of all that is Brent and all that ever will be brent. So sayeth the chúch of Benny Simon

Ex1 Noun

person1: Say brother Isaac, care to study the tombs of Brentology with Friar Earl and I?

Person2: Certainly Carlton, Brentology is my favorite subject

Ex2 Expletive.

Taco Bell Employee: What can I get you sir?

Brent: Could you give me a moment please... Yeah I'll have two cheesy gordita crunches, and an extra large baja blast no ice.

Taco Bell Employee: Will that be all?

Benny: Hey brent can I get a crunchwra-

Brent: YEAH THAT'LL BE ALL.

Benny :(

Brent: Damnit. They gave me ice!

BRENTOLOGY!!!

Brentology by Benjam Von Oolong July 24, 2012

Trendiology 

A religion where you must follow and worship every new Trend. Normally practiced by attention seeking middle or high schoolers trying to show how cool they are.

Billy 3 weeks ago: I love FiDgIt SpInNeRS!11!1!
Billy now: SQUISHYS ARE AMAZING!1!1!1
Me: Get out of the cult of Trendiology m8

Trendiology by CommieRussian October 19, 2017

Tweetology 

The study of the Twitter phenomenon and it's impact on human social interaction.

The resident expert on Tweetology informed us that our hashtag skills were, at best, elementary.

Tweetology by megu2phan May 13, 2011

Trenology

The worship/indulgence in the pinnacle chemical: Trenbolone

“He mastered the art of Trenology”

Trenology by Liftermans February 15, 2026

Tristology 

The study of Tristen and the way he acts.

Jordan: "Tristan was being so selfish today."
Luke: "Well yeah, that's just basic tristology."

Tristology by It'sHendro August 7, 2022