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trebuchet

The act of removing a mans underwear whilst he has an erection. As the waistband slides down the erect penis, the penis will abruptly fly up, smacking the man in the stomach like a medieval catapult or "trebuchet."
Katie took Clays pants off so fast his trebuchet scared the shit out of her.
by claberdy May 29, 2011
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Loading the Trebuchet

Another of the thousands of euphemisms that describe male masterbation. The term comes from the act of loading a catapult like medieval weapon called a trebuchet which used counterweights, and mechanical advantage to hurl things long distances.
Sally caught Dave loading the trebuchet to a Britney Spears music video and immediately dumped him.
by Petrodono November 5, 2005
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Real Trebuchet Hours

The hours between 8 and 10:30 every night when you and the boys gather to appreciate your favourite medieval war machines of mass destruction.
Alex ~ Boys do you know what time it is
Aj ~ Its real trebuchet hours
by Lorge Alberto October 22, 2018
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Trebuchet

When a man gets an erection and proceeds to take an applejack and place it on the tip of his penis and flings it as the girl is postured up with her vagina at your head.
"Ya bro I gave her Trebuchet"
by Hxc909 January 2, 2010
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Baltimore Trebuchet

The act of going up onto a roof with a cinder block, facing away from the edge - then picking up the cinder block with both hands and flinging it backwards over your head in the same way a catapult would, tossing the cinder block onto the street below. The perceived purpose of the Baltimore Trebuchet is to hit the cars parked in the street below.
"Yo I heard Joey got arrested last night, what happened?"
"Ah, he got super drunk and decided to start a game of Baltimore Trebuchet."
"Damn, I knew that guy was a dumbass."
by ItBeJabba January 1, 2021
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trebuchet

A big fat ass wooden thing that shoots rocks really fast. Looks like a catapault only cooler, and it has crazy ropes and stuff
I killed you with my big fuckin trebuchet... HUZZAH!
by Logz0r March 15, 2004
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trebucheted

Oh my God, I was absolutely trebucheted last night I nearly died!
by lolololololo May 13, 2005
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