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Nouveau Teche

Similar to nouveau riche, nouveau teche are non-tech companies that have very recently called themselves "a Tech Company".

They often talk loudly about buzzwords of the day like blockchain, AI, ML, Big Data, IoT. More prolific ones use chained combos to impress, like "we use Big Data IoT with Blockchained AI to drive our candle making business."
You got to be amused by the number of nouveau teche coming into the Bay Area these days.
by cre8destiny October 10, 2018
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WWWW tech support is the best tech support company to ever exist with the best tech professionals
My printer wasn't working yesterday so I called the World Wide Web Wide Tech Support and they fixed my printer for only 5 $500 google play cards!!!
by A tech support penguin March 18, 2021
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Tech extremist

People opposing Mongolia who consume rare earth metals to enhance their physical prowess.

They steal uncles and force them to work in their illegal fishing farms around the world in their search for rare fish, and also use them to sabotage the Mongolia GDP in every way they can. They oppose illegal bug fights and take extreme measures to prevent them.
Hans: "The tech extremists are taking my uncle to work in metal mines in Central Asia!"
Luca Maxim: "This will not be tolerated in 2023."
by nbkseven November 1, 2022
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Instrument Tech

A God among men. The most badass and intelligent son of a bitch to walk onto a jobsite. Rumored to outclass, outwork, and straight up outgun any electrician that comes in his path. Sparkys beware of this godlike creature for it is said that even gazing upon their greatness can turn even the strongest man into a hollow shelled panzy crying for his momma. Revered as the brains of the operation.
The instrument tech reigned supreme over the crybaby electricians.
by Techboss24 May 27, 2016
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Georgia Tech of the north

Phrase used to refer to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, or MIT. It is one of the country's top engineering and research universities, behind Georgia Tech. The prestige and technological emphasis of MIT leads many in its body to refer to it as the "Georgia Tech or the North", a reference to the Georgia Institute of Technology, another world recognized university in the southern United States.

MIT is consistently ranked in U.S. News & World Report's top ten public universities in the United States.
I got accepted into the Aerospace Engineering program at MIT, the Georgia Tech of the north.
by G.P. Burdell January 19, 2018
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Squat Tech

The art of making something from nothing. Creating something useful and functional from broken and otherwise useless objects found in and around a squatted building, or performed in any location by a member of the squatting community.
Examples of Squat Tech include:-

Making a Bong from a beer can and a coke bottle,
Wiring a sound system from broken stereos and discarded speakers.
by Fludence March 19, 2009
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Rob Braxman Tech

An Asian guy, who is the literal definition of a scam artist.
Person 1: Man, I love this tech YouTuber
Person 2: Oh you mean Tech Steve?
Person 1: No, Rob Braxman Tech
Person 2: The scam artist?
Person 1: uhhhh, I mean Tech Steve!
Person 2: Person 3, execute this traitor for the greater good of humanity
Person 3: Yes, sir
by Johnthan. August 16, 2021
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