Mackerel Trawler

(1) A man who seeks out the least attractive female in any situation in the hope that he might score; (2) The married dude in your office that is always making plans with marginally good looking women and talking about it for weeks; (3) Buddy in a group of dudes that always takes on the anchor chick in a group of women to give his buddies a chance.

(1) "Adam wouldn't even talk to Shelly, who seemed to be into him. He went full Mackerel Trawler and took Abby home again. For fuck's sake, man."

(2) "Perkins went to lunch with Cindy again. Can you believe it?! What a fucking Mackerel Trawler. Now I'll have to hear about for fucking ever."

(3) "You see Kasley divert the Anchor's attention while I got her buddy's digits? Dude's all time."

by Jerome de Oaktown September 30, 2009

rusty trawler

When a guy poops on a girl's vagina and then drags his butt up her chest to her face.

My girlfriend is a fecophiliac so I gave her a rusty trawler.

by poopshoot bomber April 22, 2009

one eyed tuna trawler

penis

...his one eyed tuna trawler stood erect...

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

trawlerman's glove

Noun, British. A large, capacious, raggedy and smelly pussy. So named because of the resemblance to a well used glove as worn by a trawlerman on a deep-sea fishing boat.

Dude 1: "You seen that new girl in Accounts? She looks like a babe."
Dude 2: "Beware, Dawg. May look good but she got a minge like a trawlerman's glove."
Dude 1: "No shit! Thanks man."

by Wizards Sleeve April 26, 2009

trawler

A person who is too stingy or poor to pay for drinks in nightclubs so they proceed to drink the dregs of any drinks that are left unattended. They usually end up totally wasted by the end of the night, puking their guts up in the loos, because of all the different drinks they've consumed.

Ann is so poor that when she goes out she's a trawler.

by Kinkystudent July 27, 2005

Snail trailed

When a girl is on top of you and you bust a nutt in her and she slides off the cock and drags her leaking vag up your stomach to your chest

Dude, that chick from last night totally snail trailed me.

by Dirt willy October 5, 2017

slug trailed

Where a woman rides your face and leaves a magnificent trail of goo across it. It feels like a huge, Amazonian giant jungle slug has crawled round your face.

"That chick is so horny. Last night she rode my face and slug trailed me!"

by Wizards Sleeve August 6, 2006