Composite Truncheon

A truncheon made from a composite materials or an erection.
Wood is a composite material.

I said to the girl in the bar the other night, have you seen my composite truncheon? She looked at me, and I said cos I've got wood!

I swear that smokin chick was checking out my composite truncheon!

by Svenagain March 6, 2010

Truncheon

A gentlemen's erect love muscle

Gary teased Sharon with his twitching truncheon before slipping it in, much to Sharons delight

by Brucey Big Bonus August 30, 2012

love truncheon

another word for dick

slap a girl across the face with your love truncheon

by suffolk strangler January 1, 2007

trouncher

A girl who smells like a fish chowder farm and loves to eat pussy. Eventually she will be gutted and have her limbs chopped up and thrown into the ocean where she'll never be heard of again.

Did you see Kathleen at Union last night? She is such a trouncher.

by Honesty Box ;) January 13, 2009

Luncheon Meat Truncheon

Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).

"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."

by Octopusswah June 28, 2006

Traunch

To push a friend in the back when he is not expecting it or is extremely vulnerable, especially when urinating.

Ohh man JonO! You traunched me while I was peeing and now I peed all over myself!

by Patrick Duggan esq. December 11, 2007

love truncheon

my willy, which is bigger than anything else

i drove my love truncheon up her dirt track

by patricia October 1, 2003