Trash Panda

A legendary creature who raids barracks and eats everything.

That trash panda cleared the fridge again

by A115 January 5, 2017

Trash Panda

Someone who cheats on you with an ex or leaves you to go back to their ex. The ex is the “dumpster” and they are the “trash panda” that keeps going back to the “dumpster.”

I’m sorry that they turned out to be a trash panda, at least you aren’t the dumpster they kept going back to.

by JAK76 September 18, 2022

Trash Panda

Noun: a raccoon or any animal that rummages through trash cans (possums and such)

Adjective: a person who is very annoying

Noun: “look at that trash panda! It’s kinda cute”

Adj: “you’re acting like a trash panda”

by Angel_The_Proxy May 14, 2018

Trash Panda

A girl that has very low morals that looks like a dumpster fire that will pretty much fuck anyone with no regrets

Hey ray wanna go to the bar tonight and pick up some trash pandas

by Trash Panda King February 17, 2018

Trash Panda

Bitches that are so drunk they eat pizza or any food right after they drop that shit on the ground.

That crazy ass trash panda ate that Five Points pizza like a goddam badass right off the ground.

by chinoalfonz October 25, 2018

Trash Panda Day

December 28th is Trash Panda Day. Where you and your friends dress up with any clothing that has raccoons on it. This day is to celebrate your trashy friends and an excuse to drink like there is no tomorrow. Courtesy of S&E

S: You know what day it is?
E: Yuh the 28th of December
S: Dude it’s Trash Panda Day!!

by LordBash666 December 28, 2022

Trash Panda

A low class girl, generally past her prime. Frequents the Jersey Shore.

Alexa is such a trash panda. Did you see how drunk she was last night?

by Thanos555 September 27, 2019