Trapanese
Trapanese by Traplover14 February 29, 2024
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Tabanese
A turkish person that really loves the Japanese culture and hates to be turkish. That's why he/she starts cuttings his hair like a japanese person, eventhough they have a different hairstructure, learns japanese, watches a lot of anime, loves their kind of food and is attracted to japanese looking girls/boys. A Tabanese loves any kind of east-asia culture that's why he/she listens to K-Pop and any other eastern asia music genre.
It's basically a weeb or wabanese but from turkey which is a muslim country and makes it weirder, because its haram living like a japanese person and do things like bowing infront of other except Allah.
It's basically a weeb or wabanese but from turkey which is a muslim country and makes it weirder, because its haram living like a japanese person and do things like bowing infront of other except Allah.
trapiness
After sufficient trapiness, I'll do her.
Crapanese
A hogdepodge of incoherently uttered Asian brand names spewed desperately in one of the following situations:
1) When one claims to speak Japanese and finally gets challenged to do it, although he/she cannot in reality
2) When one is "meeting the parents" of a mad hot Asian chick and gets overly cocky by initiating a conversation with the two words of Korean/Mandarin that he knows and is forced to continue
3) When one stumbles out of a Tokyo brothel upon losing his V-card and needs to voice his unfettered bliss
1) When one claims to speak Japanese and finally gets challenged to do it, although he/she cannot in reality
2) When one is "meeting the parents" of a mad hot Asian chick and gets overly cocky by initiating a conversation with the two words of Korean/Mandarin that he knows and is forced to continue
3) When one stumbles out of a Tokyo brothel upon losing his V-card and needs to voice his unfettered bliss
"So, Tom, you said you speak Japanese! Prove it!"
"...ehhh...Kawasaki...Toyota...Mitsubishi...HONDA!"
"So, you dating my daughter, huh? You better speak some Mandarin!"
"...Maruchan?"
"Dude, you totally lost it to that one hooker back there! You should have seen the look in your eyes!"
"YOKOHAMA! SUZUKI! HIBACHI SZECHUAN KIMCHEE NOODLE!"
All of the above are valid, real-life instances of the Crapanese tongue in action. May result in utter humiliation, castration, or arrest.
"...ehhh...Kawasaki...Toyota...Mitsubishi...HONDA!"
"So, you dating my daughter, huh? You better speak some Mandarin!"
"...Maruchan?"
"Dude, you totally lost it to that one hooker back there! You should have seen the look in your eyes!"
"YOKOHAMA! SUZUKI! HIBACHI SZECHUAN KIMCHEE NOODLE!"
All of the above are valid, real-life instances of the Crapanese tongue in action. May result in utter humiliation, castration, or arrest.
Crapanese by Dark_Romanov January 25, 2011
Rapanese
The language that rappers use on their lyrics, though it may not make sense to you it makes sense to them.
*Listening to Eli Porter* Yea, I got one question man, "tell me who's next?"
This nigga soft nothin' nigga who done gettin' the best
See I'm the best mayne... I DEED IT.
Jimmy: What does that even mean?
Chazz: Nobody knows what it means, It's rapanese.
This nigga soft nothin' nigga who done gettin' the best
See I'm the best mayne... I DEED IT.
Jimmy: What does that even mean?
Chazz: Nobody knows what it means, It's rapanese.
trumpanese
Donny was speaking trumpanese again today when he said oranges instead of origins and hamberder instead of hamburger.
trumpanese by Smammon April 11, 2019