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Saddle Tramp

In the Old West, a person who wanders from place to place on horseback.

A modern day saddle tramp is a person who wanders from place to place on a motorcycle.
Man: hey, who's that guy that just walked into the bar?

Bartender: looks like a saddle tramp, wonder where he's drifting off till next?
by White Wolfe June 26, 2018
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Tampon Chewer

1. A constant whiner

2. A weak and pathetic individual

3. Overall useless pussy
Scott the TAMPON CHEWER who always whines about it being Monday or the weather should be bullied then given wedgies for being so sad and pathetic.
by VIGOROUS JONESY August 26, 2013
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Tampobling

(noun) an artistic string of metallic or porcelain beads added to the string of a inserted tampon.
Hey Girl, since your Aunt Flow is in town we should make the best of this bloody situation. Please come over tonight and I’ll get my tweezers out and jazz up that tampon string with some “Tampobling”.
by kerb-stirer November 2, 2013
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Captain Tampon

A man who enjoys cunnilingus so much that he is willing to feast on the yeast and use his tongue as a tampon whilst her monthly friend flows. A rare dude amongst dudes.
Dude, why is your tongue and face all red ? Well, my bitch ran out of tampons and I had to plug the hole with my tongue. Captain Tampon to the rescue !
by EightBall August 9, 2012
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Rubber Tramp

A person that lives full time in their RV or Van and works and lives on the road to explore and follow their wanderlust
by Follow your wanderlust January 11, 2018
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aural tampon

Improvised earplugs (or actual ear tampons!) made out of small wads of bungwipe or nasal tissue.
Most frequently used to help prevent an unwelcome ear whipping; can also be used to stem the tide of bright red blood from the ears when one has been exposed to very unpleasant sounds (like rap or metal to somebody who normally listens to adult contemporary, etc.)
{Hoolio}: Hey Husoos!!! What's with the Cleanax in your ears?
{Husoos}: Those are my aural tampons; some bungsnoipe was playing sludge metal music on this big-ass ghetto blaster on the bus I was just on, so I stuck those things in my ears to help stop the damn noise before some other rider beat the living tweedle out of the jerk who was blasting that nasty-azz "music"!

{Dominique}: Hey Hozay, what's with the wads of bungwipe in your ears?
{Hozay}: My ears started to bleed after I watched an R/C helicopter video on YouTube but I didn't know that there was going to be an Anthrax choon accompanying it, so I made me some aural tampons and stuffed those fuckers in my ears!
by Telephony May 20, 2013
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trampoline tonsils

Someone who is constantly blowing others.
by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
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