by Route8Drifter June 4, 2017
by Tweakin al April 12, 2017
by Queen._.deja29 June 13, 2021
The act or process of secreting a combination of blood, urine, and semen from any one oriface by means of spontanious paristaltic contraction.
The first recorded instance of Trail Mixing was Performed by St Anthony the Great in the year 350. After spending a week in the desert in uninterrupted prayer, he miraculously Trail Mixed on the seventh day by divine command. This is also the only recorded instance of spontanious Trail Mix without stimulus in the history of mankind, although there have been stone age cave heiroglyphs depicting acts beleived by some historians to be of relation to a primitive form of Trail Mixing.
The term originates from the latin root "Nutus" which means semen. Nuts are always a primary ingredient in trail mix, as nut is always a primary ingredient in "Trail Mix".
The first recorded instance of Trail Mixing was Performed by St Anthony the Great in the year 350. After spending a week in the desert in uninterrupted prayer, he miraculously Trail Mixed on the seventh day by divine command. This is also the only recorded instance of spontanious Trail Mix without stimulus in the history of mankind, although there have been stone age cave heiroglyphs depicting acts beleived by some historians to be of relation to a primitive form of Trail Mixing.
The term originates from the latin root "Nutus" which means semen. Nuts are always a primary ingredient in trail mix, as nut is always a primary ingredient in "Trail Mix".
My girlfriend was strokin' my shaft in the car and I closed my eyes and crashed into a brick wall at the exact moment I ejaculated. I pissed my pants in fear and jizzed at the same time the steering wheel hit my eurethra, which caused internal bleeding, and i proceeded to Trail Mix onto the car stereo.
Whilst masterbating to an action figure of Ghandi mounting a zebra, my pen pal dropped a nativity set on my crotchal region and I Trail Mixed onto his wisemen.
Whilst masterbating to an action figure of Ghandi mounting a zebra, my pen pal dropped a nativity set on my crotchal region and I Trail Mixed onto his wisemen.
by Captain Stratusphere September 1, 2010
The action of a male sticking his penis into a woman's vagina, then to her ass, then back to her vagina, and leaving a poo trail on the way.
I was nailing this chick last night, got bored and stuck it in her ass then trail mixed back into her vag...giggity.
by B@lls Deep January 19, 2009
The act of smacking your buddies nuts and then punching him in the anus. Hence the "nuts" and "chooclate" making up "trail mix".
Larry: "Trail mix!"
Tom: "What? AHHH, Dude what was that for?"
Larry: "Had to get me some nuts and chocolate..."
Tom: "Your a jerk, now my sack is aching"
Tom: "What? AHHH, Dude what was that for?"
Larry: "Had to get me some nuts and chocolate..."
Tom: "Your a jerk, now my sack is aching"
by Oldschooljeep48 April 10, 2013
Check out that trail mix there is something for everybody!
Have you ever met trail mix, they are hard to come by.
Have you ever met trail mix, they are hard to come by.
by tmix7 June 17, 2012