Thomas Tower

When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and your brother. Typically followed by a brief chase involving a loaded pistol. See Earl Thomas.

We were at an Airbnb with a random woman and my wife walked in while my brother and I were raising a Thomas Tower.

by Tim's Thomas Tower May 7, 2020

juke's towers of hell

that one game where people fucking cry over a TUTORIAL TOWER like jeez

"hello mr phase razor want to beat thanos tower"
"juke's towers of hell"

by krixic September 23, 2020

Trump Tower reach around

When you have a cult-like following towards someone who continuously rips you off. You are so blinded that you do not realize they are ripping you off

I was so infatuated with him I did not realize he was stealing money out of my pocket you could say he was giving me a Trump Tower reach around

by Crankjob February 4, 2017

Trump Tower

A 400 meter glass building in Chicago full of boats and hoes.

Alex: Wanna go to the Trump Tower?
Marty: Yes, sure.
Alex: SICK!!! Let's go hang with dem boats and hoes!

by Italia Marzioli October 22, 2016

boney meat-tower

Name for a penis

All around general insult

Used when describing canned salmon

"Ey yo girl you wanna climb up on my boney-meat tower?"

"Yo I won that Jenga game fair and square you boney meat-tower"

by GeneralSam123 November 15, 2016

Reinforced Eiffel Tower

An Eiffel Tower which contains a second female layer. The primary purpose of the Reinforced Eiffel Tower is to give both gentlemen access to the pink, the stink & the drink at the same time. Unlike a typical Eiffel Tower, no Lazy Susan is required when participants want to change orifi.

Sean insisted we grab a second slag to form a Reinforced Eiffel Tower. He said he'd feel better if we each had our own quim, ringpiece & cock holder at all times.

by 960xxx August 3, 2015

tilted towers

Basically death

I went to tilted towers and died

by Jaketherakewithapinsteadofk February 8, 2018