When it becomes necessary to exit a chick's apartment via the window because you realized too late that you are drying your ass and junk with her "guest towel" after bangining the shit out if her"
I wasnt paying attention and i had to make a guest towel get-a-way. Man I dont know which i left messier, her or her goddam linens.
by Mike Cheezmar December 10, 2012
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by sunsetfunset January 5, 2009
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August 31st.
The day looked forward every year by many people across the earth. This is a signifigant day in history. August 31st marks the day that man first rolled his towel.
And since that historic day, man (And woman) has been rolling their towels.
The day looked forward every year by many people across the earth. This is a signifigant day in history. August 31st marks the day that man first rolled his towel.
And since that historic day, man (And woman) has been rolling their towels.
by bladedguitar66 September 1, 2009
Get the Rolled Up Towel Appreciation Day mug.Masturbating in a hotel room. Named derives from when a man uses the smallest hotel towel available as a ejaculatory relief catch receptacle.
by N1N July 25, 2010
Get the Small Toweling mug.Toyesha means water goddess in india.
It is a word which defines power, energy and flow like water which is used as a name by many beautiful and talented women across. It is such a good and unique name which also gives a sense of positivity and happiness. There arr many people who have this name such as toyesha williams, toyesha khatau, toyesha thakur and toyesha raman
It is a word which defines power, energy and flow like water which is used as a name by many beautiful and talented women across. It is such a good and unique name which also gives a sense of positivity and happiness. There arr many people who have this name such as toyesha williams, toyesha khatau, toyesha thakur and toyesha raman
by tirana November 2, 2014
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Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???
- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.
dude......
Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.
In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.
starched towelette
- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.
dude......
Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.
In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.
starched towelette
by Team Sexual July 13, 2010
Get the Starched Towelette mug.The towel hanging in somebody's bathroom that has obviously been used. Since you don't know if they've used it to dry off after a bath, you have to assume it's touched their privates.
Since there were no guest towels after washing my hands in the guy's bathroom, I had to use the weiner towel that was hanging in there to dry them off.
by txoyster May 15, 2010
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