Banana Towboat

Commonly used in the river industry, the Banana Towboat consists of penetrating a woman that you hate from behind, giving her a cream pie, shoving a banana in her ass and throwing her off of a barge.

"Man, that chick is really hot, but she's such a bitch."

"Yah, I'd like to give her a Banana Towboat."

by FB Update Update August 19, 2011

Rusty Tombrone

It's identical to the Rusty Trombone; getting rimmed with a reach around but the twist is your free hand is squeezing the trannies boobs.

I totally boned a tranny last night and gave her a rusty tombrone.

by Illae September 7, 2018

Townrow sydrome

a disorder which gives u the triats of a whiney small child like character which wants to burrow EVERYTHING! u own.... and are going to own, with a highly irritating laugh which kills small african orphans if it ever laughs at all also it is INCREDIBLY unloved in every way by everyone and will humps its masters leg down to the bonemarrow.

bloke 1: man townnrow wanted to burrow my SOUL!!!
bloke 2: if u dont giv it too him we will whine then hump ur leg
townrow: "laughs"
small african orphan: X.X
bloke 3: my god i just witnessed an act of Townrow sydrome

by dud3 88 January 22, 2011

towboard

Snowboarding while being towed by a vehicle (i.e snowmobile/ATV/car). Mutch like wakeboarding, except on snow, with a snowboard.

towboarder 1: "Dude you wanna go towboardin?"
towboarder 2: "Hells yea!"

by Jacob Lester July 16, 2008

Townrow

This is an old family with lots of very Important people in e.g. Bertram Townrow

We went round to the Townrow’s how’s last week

by Bertram John April 17, 2021

towboard

Snowboarding while being towed by a snowmobile/ATV. Mutch like wakeboarding, except on snow, with a snowboard.

towboarder 1: "Dude you wanna go towboardin?"
towboarder 2: "Yea, but my tow-rope is broke! You got one?"
towboarder 1: "Maybe, I'll see what i can find."

by Jacob Lester July 16, 2008

Towboarding

The act of snowboarding on usually flat (no slope) ground while being towed by a snowmobile/atv/car/etc. Towboarding is more than towing into a single jump/grind. Towboarders ride down a stretch of trail and hit different jumps, grinds, and do every other aspect of snowboarding. The strip of land can be any length, have any amount of turns, jumps, grinds, or anything else in it, and any of these aspects put together form a 'line' (very different from line). Towboarding can also be a form a transportation. Extremely similar to wakeboarding.

towboarder 1: "Dude you wanna go towboarding?"
towboarder 2: "Hells yea! I got this bitchin line I just found!"

by Jacob Lester July 16, 2008