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Tourstrength

when on the road for an extended period of time one can develop a reserve battery of power that can be tapped into for super human tasks. can function as a verb or noun.
"I can't lift this up."
"use your tourstrength"

"oh man, didja see jim musclefuck that sub...he's got some serious tourstremgth rocking right now"

"dude, jim just tourstrengthed that sub"

"that tassel is way sexy, i bet she could handle all my tourstrength"
by paulmaddthang July 27, 2010
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tourist trap

A place specifically designed to attract stupid tourists and take their money. It's like taking candy from a baby, that's how easily they fork it over.
I thought the largest ball of twine in the world would be really cool and worth every penny of the $29 entrance fee, but I was really disappointed when I realized that it was nothing but a dumb tourist trap.
by Nick D July 19, 2004
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Eiffel Tower With A Strong Base And Tourists

It's a variation of the Eiffel Tower you still have the guy standing getting head and the guy doing the girl in the ass but then you have another guy underneath doing her in the vag the two guys up top slap hands and you have two additional guys getting hand jobs from the woman on the sides.
"So me and the boys Eiffel Tower With A Strong Base And Tourists a bitch after two of her buds came in, whopped their cocks out and became tourists"
by WeWe Baguette December 10, 2019
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Grief Tourist

A person that visits or initiates Facebook memorial groups or pages to leave messages of grievance despite never knowing the deceased, their family or friends.
Dave: Why are you here leaving R.I.P. messages, you never even knew the deceased. You're just a Grief Tourist.
by Bar Gain Live March 21, 2010
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Google tourist

The act of visiting several popular tourist locations, such as the Eiffel Tower,
via Google Street View.

Can make staycations seem as though you've gone somewhere and done something.
Guy 1: Dude, I saw the Coliseum, the Eiffel Tower, and Dubai yesterday on Google Street View, it was like I was actually there!

Guy 2: You're such a Google Tourist.
by BB Frazier January 19, 2010
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Diversity-Tourist

One who praises diversity while living in a monoracial town/neighborhood.
"If you claim to love diversity, yet live in a white-majority neighborhood, you're just a diversity-tourist."
by UD345 September 5, 2017
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touristaurant

Expensive restaurants with horrible food that people still go to for the prime location or atmosphere.
Barbara: "Want to eat at this place? It has a beautiful view of the Eiffel Tower!"
Shmit: "Nah, that place is a total touristaurant, my food was awful last time I ate there."
by crazyinstagirl July 25, 2018
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