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Toughing

To pleasure one through either fisting or giving a handjob.
A girl was toughing him for the first time.
by fdlkdjnk.,c June 4, 2011
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Funeral Touting

Also known as Canvassing is the unscrupulous practice of haggling with bereaved persons on the price of funerals outside of hospitals, the house of mourning, sites of accidents and deathbeds in hospitals.
That man standing over there approached me at my mother's deathbed to discuss the price of her funeral. I think he is funeral touting!
by OnlyRealness July 14, 2017
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Touring the 3rd Floor

When you fucked somebody but you're trying to cover it up the next morning. Or even the night of for that matter.
Wes: You definitely fucked him last night
Sue: No we were just touring the 3rd floor.
Wes: I'm sure you were
by The Wandering Man September 2, 2009
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Touting yourself bijou

Inadvertently announcing the insubstantial size of your penis
Tom: "I have a 3 inch penis"

Sam: "That's massive"

John: "If you think that 3 inches is massive you must be touting yourself bijou
by Revolver Ocelot January 13, 2009
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Toughing

To pleasure another by either fisting or giving a hand job
Olivia: haha nothing like smelling a bum at the crack of dawn!

James: Uh whats that smell and why does my ass hurt so much. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!

Olivia: STOP TOUGHING MY GENITALS

James:"toughing" thats a new slang word

Olivia: LMFAO
by oliviaozone June 1, 2011
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Tonging

Being Chinese and throwing all over the back of a public bus and then flicking the chunks off of your shirt onto bus patrons.
by Graham January 19, 2004
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jay tooging

the act of slipping into an elevatoog as the doors are closing. This is typically done by the top 5% who believe their time is worth more than everyone else's. Once you start, you can't stop; it's an addiction.
"Did I just see you jay tooging"
"I will not tolerate jay tooging in MY elevatoog! Get the f*ck out!"
"Hey, wanna go jay tooging?"
"Do you know why I pulled you over son?
Son: no
We have on your record 47 attempts of 1st degree jay tooging"
"Well blow me down skip, your a jay tooger!"
"Never thought I'd talk to a wanted jay tooger"
"I lost my jay tooging license, can I borrow yours?"
"What are you in for?

jay tooging"
by anotherAlex154 November 12, 2018
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