Touch my penis

Go on, touch it. It won't bite.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

Touch My Mafia

A cosplay group on DeviantArt that consists of Redustrial, Maxieyi, Remei-No-Shi & Isis0123

did you see the new touch my mafia cosplay video? its awesome!

by Anaabelley September 28, 2010

Touch My Bumpkin

A saying used when wanting hands placed in and around your sweet booty.
Usually spoken in a high pitched porn voice

It is Ben's birthday today and as usual he is feeling rather amorous.
He sits alone in his house thinking about getting his thicc as fuck booty snacked on.
He begins to scream out at a frequency akin to a bats screech, "Touch my bumpkin! Touch my little bumpkin! Touch my sweaty little bumpkin!"
His repeated cries for an anal thrashing fall on deaf ears. Ben then shoves a quick fing in his bum and heads to bed. Goodnight Ben

by GozUnlimited April 1, 2020

Touch my robe

A line that was first written in 'A Christmas carol' that every class that studies it takes out of context. It is, then after, used after any slightly inappropriate comment is made.

Teacher: and then Macbeth said "come to me"
Student: (whispers to friend) touch my robe

by Ouiouibagette15 June 11, 2022

touch my azure

Someone giving you a cloud handjob

Rainbows and blowjob and touch my azure

by TCDooM November 20, 2018

touch my horny

1. when one demands another to touch their private areas.

2. when one touches one's own private areas.

1. Jimmy, touch my horny!!

2. Michelle; 'Hey Manny, what are your plans for the evening'
Manny; 'oh well, i think im gonna sit in the corner and touch my horny'

by womas January 27, 2007

Touch My Body

A shallow and lazy potboiler of a song associated with an otherwise talented and respectable artist.
Appeals to the philistine audience.

Seriously, the lyrics sound like she took three different songs she never finished writing and put them together to make one full length one.
A girl's gotta eat, I guess.

Mariah: "Touch my body"
Chump: OMG, I looooove this song!

by Kappu February 5, 2009