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toucan sam schnoz 

adrian brody got a toucan sam shnoz
toucan sam schnoz by wolf January 11, 2005
The act of eating out a girl from behind while simultaneously tickling her asshole with your nose.
"dude last night when i was eating out christelle from behind, she was digging the tucan sam i was giving her"
Tucan Sam by The Proper Tucan Sam December 23, 2008

toucan sammin' it

"They were toucan sammin' it in the backyard."
toucan sammin' it by Rapmatic February 10, 2007

Toocan Sam 

1-Toocan Sam: a very mangy bird that lives in the jungle, and leads innocent unsuspecting children into the jungle in search of sugary cereal...claiming that if you "follow his nose" that will in some way actually lead you to the god damn cereal; however, the only thing these kids ever get is bitten by thousands of jungle in insects and the occasional jungle lion....leaving them with no cereal, infectious wounds and a hatred of all things that fly.

2-Toocan Sam: An alcoholic drink.
Ingredients:

* 3/4 oz Spiced rum (Captain Morgan's)
* 3/4 oz Triple sec
* 3/4 oz Blue Curacao
* 3/4 oz Coconut rum (Parrot bay)
* 3 oz Pineapple juice
* Lace with Grenadine

Mixing instructions:

in a shaker half filled with ice, add first 5 ingredients. shake well. strain into hurricane glass filled with ice. lace with grenadine.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! that bird said to follow his nose to the cereal and now we're lost in the jungle and i'm scared and cold, so very cold.....i say it's time to eat the fat kid of the group or we'll never survive....DAMNNNN YOUU TOOCAN SAM!

I say, this Toocan Sam the barkeep made tastes like shit. I swear, there's no spiced rum in it at all...tastes rather like semen to me.
Toocan Sam by James March 6, 2004
The act of encasing ones penis in a fruit roll up, after this you fornicate with a woman friend, upon climax shove your fruity rood in said females mouth for a flavorful suprise.
Hey i heard Red head-ed Emily gets down nasty!
"yeah, just last week i gave her a tucan sam"
Tucan Sam by Beans Y. December 28, 2005
a light weight, someone who cant handle their alcohol. Two cans of beer and their drunk.
Tony: dude what happened to craigg?
Iian: Man you know he's a tucan sam...
Tony: Oh...yeah
Iian & Tony: "haha"
tucan sam by Loc'erton April 12, 2006