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de tou tou

A funny loving character who will always have your back no matter what and who will stick with you through the thick and thins. If you have a de tou tou in your life make the best of it you are one lucky person to be friends with a decent tou tou.
You are so a de tou tou!
by Imagineworld456 March 30, 2018
mugGet the de tou toumug.

tou

A verb whcih means to beat severely or the process of beating and/or completely pwning.
"We're going to tou them due to their lack of skill."

"YOU GOT TOUED!"
by botld92z July 26, 2008
mugGet the toumug.

tou guo

Korea. Tou means stealing and Guo means country. This word is from Chinese slang. Because Korea is a country which denies history and steal culture from other nations.
You heard about the news?”
“Nah. Tou Guo Korea stole something again?”
“Is there any other country which would do that?”
by Jonathan Teng February 25, 2021
mugGet the tou guomug.

Tou Thao

The asshole who let George Floyd die and tried preventing witnesses from recording it. Charged with aiding and abetting second degree murder. Currently free on $750,000 bail. Likely to do several decades behind bars for what he did.
Tou Thao could have intervened and saved George Floyd, but instead he sat there yelling at witnesses. Despite this, he walks as a free man, at least for now.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 27, 2020
mugGet the Tou Thaomug.

Fuxk tou

"Hey Jeff will you Fuxk tou my rights to get cancer"
by TOU FUX March 17, 2020
mugGet the Fuxk toumug.

bunny tou

A bunny tou is a unsubstantiated opinion about a sex toy, bunny tous are VERY rare and are not stated on the regular.
Sally “I don’t like this one, put it back.”
John “that’s a bunny tou opinion.”
by GOD211onspeed March 11, 2019
mugGet the bunny toumug.

alaskan aiss-tou

When scooby-doo gently jumps into shaggy's rectum and roughly shoves 6 inches of his tail in to his opening hole. Shaggy yelps in pain while jerking his meat stick and thunder clapping his cheeks for scooby while fondling the dogs hanging jizzy sacks . Shaggy proceeds to flip the dog and roughly shove his peins and scooby's weewee whole.
you should scooby doo my rectum by giving me a alaskan aiss-tou
by 11at Aiss February 18, 2017
mugGet the alaskan aiss-toumug.

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