ethan torchio

ethan torchio is a drummer in italian rock band and is very cool. cooler than your mother <33

“hey have you heard about ethan torchio?” “yeah the very ho- cool drummer?

by worm worm workweek October 11, 2021

Touching hats

The act of making love with one or more partners of any sex, referring to the touching of genitals

"So you remember the girl from last night? Well I took her home after and we were, uh, touching hats for a good two hours."

by Sarg Pepper August 25, 2011

Stop touching kids

When you tell someone weird to stop touching kids

You: Hey Jeff

Jeff: Want to see the kids in my basement

You: stop touching kids

by Findlay Rimmr August 30, 2020

Ethan Torchio

the hottest italian beef one could ever imagine. sexy drummer in a rock'n'roll band. has the best hair care routine one could imagine and has beautiful skin. yes he can say his R sounds thank you so much for asking. a kind, gentle human being who will also smack your arse like a drum (see Recovery MV). Has had one (1) ethereal moment when he, along with the rest of måneskin, won eurovision. has the best presidential hq.

do you know who likes to have sex before concerts? ethan Torchio.

by lividisuigomiti February 9, 2022

titchie

1)to be shoeless and snaggle-toothed with straggly red hair and gropey unwashed hands.
2)An under-emphasized flavor in fine wine.
3)The warbling of arm fat on the interstate.

1)She offered to play tonsil-hockey with me, but I was thinking she was a mite too titchie fer me. Her titchie hands were fast on the Johnson like crows on roadkill.
2)I'm not saying the Cabernet did not finish exquisitely. I'm just suggesting that the dingleberry was a bit titchie.
3)I was very upset to be coming home for the holidays, but was calmed by the sweet serenade of Aunt Edna's titchie.

by Pantaloon January 17, 2008

Tochi

A Tochi is a nice person but NEVER judge a book by it's cover. She/he may look good but gosh is she/he a package. She /he can be extremely sassy and doesn't always care about how other people feel. When Tochi is not in her/his MOOD she/he can be very loving and she's/he's a big jokester she/he loves to crack jokes and play games. She/he may talk alot at times but that's a Tochi for you.

The teacher told Tochi off for talking and Tochi argued with the teacher but apoligised/apoligized later on.

by Starree July 9, 2018

balls are touching

The necessary and sufficient criterion for homosexuality (i.e., it's gay if and only if balls are touching).

A pool table is the gayest thing in existence, since balls are touching.

by miji January 9, 2008