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tossa

A poorly pronounced or spelled version of tosser. Synonymous with wanker. An Australian term for a guy that masturbates a lot, rather, A bloke that masturbates a lot.
Non-Australian: G'Day Mate!
Australian: Shut the fuck up Tossa.
by vaxt April 8, 2006
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tosspaste

The gelatinous excretion propulsed from the male erectile member at the point of orgasm.
Matt Menzies, the sponge-monkey, licks tosspaste off cripple's penises, when flaccid.
by monty haul March 15, 2008
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toeslave

a person who worships the toes of a female
i live only to lick and suck gemma's little toes, she giggled as she knew i would do anything to sniff her toes, i am not allowed to lick any other part of her foot.
by gemma's foot slave April 18, 2005
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Tossable

Adj. Describes a woman who is small enough to be thrown onto a bed. A postive trait for women to possess.
"Mmm that girl is SO tossable."

Kate: Describe your girlfriend.
Todd: Blonde hair, tan, totally tossable.
by atllivin' April 25, 2010
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Tossa-league

Predecessor to fantasy sports, created during the Depression as a diversionary pleasure. Name is derived from the fact that the leagues are half-assed and ill-conceived, and quickly "tossed" out to be used by friends and acquaintences. Often involved wrestling or grappling activities, although tosa leagues can even include sports such as tennis or skeete-shooting.

Pronounced "Tawssa lig"
Cromwell and I are going to set-up a Tossa-League, want to join?
by NVA Barry January 16, 2006
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Tessla

Dang! She must be a tessla
by Your average joe person June 16, 2016
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tossrag

A rag used for cleaning up the sperm that is emitted through masturbation.
This word may also be used as an insult,relates to TOSSER.
Commonly used in male teenage circles,possibly originating in 1980's.
"I've shot off and haven't got a TOSSRAG.I'll have to use this old sock"
by Mugwump November 11, 2004
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