Tossing glitter

When you cheat at Ingress, and have to run around saying "I'm a pretty pretty princess" while throwing off xmps.

That Algomerpyle is always tossing glitter whenever we're around.

by UrbanIlluminati December 11, 2013

tossing fish

An action indicating disapproval and usually outright judgment against the person on the receiving end.

He was standing calmly in his own backyard when suddenly he was slapped in the head with a “thwop” sound because his ex-wife was angrily tossing fish and she was not about to let up!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2020

Salad Tossing

"Salad tossing" is the act of licking someone's asshole, often preceded by kissing and licking their ass cheeks and ass crack, and often accompanied by kissing and fingering their asshole. A true salad tossing enthusiast will also insert the tip of his or her tongue into the asshole of his or her partner. Salad tossing is often considered a sign of respect, affection, and even love, because, as should be obvious, you don't stick your tongue up just anybody's ass.

Salad tossing is often performed as a part of traditional oral sex, before, during, or after it. The "tossee" may lie on his or her stomach, allowing easy access to the entire ass. Another option is for the tossee to place his or her legs over the tosser's shoulders thus allowing access to the asshole. This position is particularly useful if the tosser is on his or her knees. Since much of the tossee's weight is supported by the tosser, this position is generally more comfortable for a male tosser and a female tossee. Although this position makes access to the entire ass more difficult, it does allow access to both the asshole and the genitalia, so that salad tossing and oral sex may be performed together.

For the sake of reference, the author notes that the salad tossing scene in HBO's "Girls" series (see below), in which the tosser shakes his head from left to right like a hungry dog in heat with a new rawhide, was poorly performed, but did serve the purpose of exposing salad tossing to a new audience.

Example: I love my new girlfriend so much, I'm adding salad tossing to our plans for tonight.

by AAARRRGGGHHH May 10, 2016

Tonsil Hammer

A long hard cock.

I slapped her uvula around with my tonsil hammer.

I was gagging on his tonsil hammer.

by Dick Onchin October 5, 2020

Flossin and pussy tossin

A prostitute that is highly motivated to earn as much money as she can to purchase expensive things

I'm gonna buy that Michael korrs purse. Friend : girl don't play you know ain't got it like that. Girl: bitch , you don't know shit I been flossin and pussy tossin

by Deamanda October 25, 2017

tonsillolith

Also known as tonsil stones, these hard off-white balls are a combination of sulfur-producing bacteria, dead skin cells, and food particles. They accumulate in tonsil 'crypts' until they are dislodged. In extreme cases, chronic sufferers will go to the lengths of having their tonsils removed to rid themselves of this problem. They are not dangerous, although they can contribute to halitosis, and their frequency usually peaks in the teen years.

Susie's coughing fit ended with a tonsillolith dislodging and flying across the room.

by pr0digy December 6, 2004

Tonsilless hockey

When one or both of people had their tonsils removed and they are French kissing (kissing with tongues). It's like tonsil hockey except there's no tonsils.

Fernando (without tonsils): Let's make out!

Cassandra (with tonsils): OK!

*proceeds to tongue kiss and play tonsilless hockey.

by CynderFanclub January 1, 2023