baton tosser

1. slang for a gay person
2. someone who exemplifies the utmost qualities of gayness

(created by Norbert)

"Stop being a baton tosser Josh."
"What the hell is that?"
"Josh, you're fag."

by jordna butler April 18, 2008

Turkey Tossed

The act of dumping your significant other while both of you are on Thanksgiving break. This is especially used to describe the situation when college students return home for the first time since both individuals left for college and realize there is a lingering awkward tension between a once solid, love bound relationship. The two thus break-up to embrace the freedom and the ability to hook up with that guy/gal that you have been longing to since the first day you arrived at school.

Sam: I can't believe I have to buy my girlfriend a fucking Christmas present.

James: Sucks to be you! I got turkey tossed, and now I'm buying the new Call of Duty.

Sam: You're so lucky...

by saltyspoon December 2, 2009

tosser

ok, here's the true explanation:

while the word wanker is a more general and term for expressing disdain for somebody, the word tosser describes a person with a tendency to show off or brag in an excessive and embarrassing way.

or someone whose explanation of a word consists solely of another synonym.

"well at first i thought this guy delivers, but in the end he was just another tosser."

A asks: hey, what does tosser mean?
B answers: duh, it means: wanker.
A thinks: what a tosser.
B thinks: damn, i'm smart...

;-)

by klugscheisser August 1, 2007

salad tosser

Some who licks the outside and inside of an asshole.

Eric is a salad tosser!

by orphic December 5, 2002

dwarf tosser

1. One who is not genuine, is full of shit, and is generally an asshole. See twigsmith

2.One who tosses dwarves

1. That kid is a backstabbing dwarf tosser!

2. Get outta my garden you fucking dwarf

by trotscrot July 1, 2008

titty tisses

This phrase means the same as, "kitty kisses" in where a pet cat repeatedly licks your arm, hand, or face.

{Craig}: Hey Angie, check out this video I uploaded to YouTube that shows Nikki lavishing me with titty tisses!
{Angie}: Aww isn't that cute!?!

by Telephony October 3, 2014

A - Tosser

someone who tosses off - another name for a Wanker (one who suffers from chronic masturbation)

You Tosser - (You Wanker)
A Tosser - (A Wanker)

by Urbanite September 3, 2005