torje

A very "vimsete" creature.

The wild Torje is close to extinction, and only appears in the waste mountain range of Nordnæs, where they hibernate in blue buildings.
By the locals the creature is often described as a grisegutt, or "naughty boy". Should you ever encounter a Torje in the wild, never feed it, or speak to it. Doing so would encourage the creature to tell jokes. Usually so lame they're deadly.

A wild Torje apears....
OOoo, lets give him some food.
"Torje tells lame joke..."
AWWWWWWRG

by God of hellfire March 8, 2010

Tarjei

One of the nicest guys you could possible meet. A boy that will show respect and care when needed. he is also a funny guy that will stick by your side. He is not a boyfriend maybe but he will always be you friend.

girl: oh how I love how nice this guy is
boy: oh he must be a Tarjei

by Anicegirl123 February 7, 2020

foreign toreigners

A derogatory term for foreign tourists

I hate all of these fucking foreign toreigners in my town.

by MemeWarrior June 7, 2013

Torgeir

When you burst out loud an offending comment about either people with different ethnic backgrounds or that is handicped / fat, and then you suddenly realize that they are standing right behind you.

"Hey, did you see that fat lady that was eyeballing the chocolate counter? What a fat piece of shit!" "Dude, she's standing right behind you! You just torgeir'd yourself!"

by retardhorse May 19, 2009

Torleif

Torleif's are the sexiest and most handsome creatures on planet earth. The name is ONLY used for people born with a abnormally large set of testicles. Beautiful women will there for flock around Torleif's on a daily basis. Pretty much every person on earth loves Torleif because of his great personality. Being a Torleif is pretty much being the definition of manliness but about 100 times better in every way, shape or form. He is the Great grandfather of Thor and the slayer of the devil. Only if you match all of these requirements you can live up to the name, Torleif.

He might be a god, but he's no Torleif.

by Hejsan svejsan November 13, 2017

tarjei

A hentai addict

Ewww look, a tarjei!

by enwer January 30, 2016

Torgeir

Torgeir.

The true descendant of satan. A jolly christian satanic creature that lives in the deepest forest of Norway.
It grew up amongst wild, vicious and satanic animals such as wolves, bears and Harry Potter.

Torgeir comes out every fourth Christmas or so, to feed of the flesh of little children. And also to grab a beer at the local pub.

"Hey Peter! Are you eating children again?"

"Well yes of course"

" Ooh, you are such a Torgeir!"

by Squatpump Mcfries December 19, 2017