Chupa my tortellini

A generalized sexual inuendo

You want to chupa my tortellini?

by Ddawg747 October 30, 2020

Tortellini

A delicious ring shaped pasta usually filled with parmesan cheese. Can be served with marinara sauce or the more popular cream sauce (which was extra creamy the last time you had it because you didn't tip the waiter well enough the time before. you cheap bastard).

Johnny: "I'm gonna get me some tortellini."
Janet: "Didn't you say it tasted like semen last time?"
Johnny: "Yeah, but I kinda liked it."

by CharlieCatt June 22, 2008

Tortellini-ass bitch

Cum fag

Stfu you tortellini-ass bitch

by BIGG D February 4, 2022

turtellini

Inflected Form(s): plural turtellino also turtellinis; origin southern Italy, slang Sicilian, city of Palermo

1)v. engaged or having sex on the beach for a long period of time, like turtles slow and from the behind, and very quietly.

2)n. synonymous with female vagina being containing or being filled with ( as of meat or big gutta cheese) italian style on the beach.

He was like a Galápagos turtle, slipping me the turtellini on our vacation to San Diego.

Carol said,"Turtellini is like fine dinning, from a females perspective; yes, ladies a bottle of wine and a blanket, of course his nice turtellini."

by Tym J. J. December 30, 2006

tortellinis

One of the best foods of our time. Teenage girls like to feast on them at sleepovers, specifically ones with the name of Sarah and Rachel. Will drive for hours just to get a taste.

Sarah : Is there any more tortellinis in the fridge?
Rachel : ...No.
Sarah : FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

by raaaachelll January 12, 2009

Tortellinian

A deragatory name given to Italians, or one who has so much sauce that it is hard to handle.

"Who is that wearing the iced out patek with the gucci flip flops?"
"Not sure, but he must be Tortellinian."

by Cit the nip god June 9, 2018

Kameran tortellini

The best gf ever!

“Who’s the best gf ever?”
“Kameran tortellini duhhh”

by The best girlfriend ever<3 August 4, 2021