Hygiene Optional

(1) One step beyond casual friday - Going to work unwashed in dirty clothes
(2) A work place dominated by unclean, unwashed co-workers
(3) A remote work location such as Alaska

Jimmy: "Have you been out to the field office?"
Jack: " Yeah it's totally hygiene optional with that crew - especially the chick"
Jimmy: "What are you talking about - she has most of her teeth"
Jack: "Yeah - in a JAR!"

by Major Kong February 26, 2007

Stoptional

The stop sign or traffic light you don’t need to stop at

There was nobody coming, so that stop sign was stoptional

by dhar woman July 13, 2022

Optional

Not mandatory; A decision can be made in this situation.

Watching TV is more often than not optional.

by Herman D. Optional July 31, 2004

Optional Requirement

The absurd concept of defining something that must be, when it might not.

Self contradicting term used by fucking idiots.

Malformed phrase created from the terms optional and requirement

Let's put the Video stuff in an appendix since they're an Optional Requirement set.

by SmokerSmurf April 9, 2010

optional fact

maintained as factual yet bereft of truth

truthiness synonym

wikipedia is comprised of optional facts. see also kgb youtube.com/watch?v=hoyrMhZFdmY

by wiki*dia May 19, 2013

Stoptional

A STOP sign that, as a result of the time of day, location, or driver's being in an extreme rush, is not considered by the driver to be mandatory.

Mike knew this STOP sign was Stoptional based on how badly he needed to get home and use the bathroom.

by Bucky Gangsta September 21, 2013

stoptional

1. The occurence when no other vehicles are around to see you run or roll through the stop sign.
2. Condition of a stop sign or light when one does not care what the other asshole motorists think when he or she has failed to stop.

passenger: You totally blew through that intersection without stopping. Aren't you worried you'll get caught?

driver: The sign was stoptional.

by Guinness Book of World Records April 22, 2009