mountain topped

to be hit right on the very top of a nipple by a dart

Man, I was playing darts with the guys at the bar and one of my friends accidentally mountain topped some guy, he had to go to the hospital to get the dart removed

by ThatGentleman January 26, 2011

topped

as in to commit suicide, most likely to be used when the person in question jumps off a building

did you hear about john smith? he topped himself

by devilboy December 3, 2004

carrot topped

to get fucked in the ass by a red headed male

I wouldn't mind it if i got carrot topped by that hottie David Caruso!

by Jay Mc January 15, 2008

Cherry topped sundae

Used to describe a sexual act wherein a male partner lays on the ground and jerks himself off, while his female partner stands above his head and waits for him to bust on his own face, before proceeding to allow her period blood to drip on top, creating the proverbial "cherry-topped sundae".

"I was on my rag, so Flowrida asked me to give him a cherry topped sundae, instead of the regular rusty trombone routine."

by FallsGirl April 12, 2009

flat-topped

1. Noun. A hairstyle popular in the early 1990s, sported by former Amiga Power journalists until present day. A haircut where the hair is shaved unpleasantly at the sides and combed straight up to form a "flat-top", a perfectly level snooker table smooth top sported above a pinch-face.

2. Adjective, "flat-topped" Obnoxious or idiotic behaviour, noticeably angry but lacking in self awareness or critical thought. Also the act of aggressively barracking one poorly thought out-idea ploughed into the ground along formulaic lines.

That inexplicably angry rant you are indulging in is particularly flat-topped, sir. And questioning my ability to 'understand simple English' is only compressing the flat-top'.

by flat toppo December 3, 2010

Carrot Topped

CARROT-TOPPED: Is when a girl on her menstural period rubs her pussy on your head scalp after you perform oral on her..red wings.

Dick loved being "Carrot Topped" by Jane every time aunt flow came to town.

Jane loved to give all the boys "carrot tops" once a week every month.

by originalsinz69 March 6, 2010

Carrot Topped

To lose a fight to a Ginger Haired male that used to be small/weedy in High School, but has now beefed up on the sauce (steroids), to become an even uglier looking Ginger, but with muscles and strength to boot. Said Beefcake lost all credits of being class clown.

"Wow, Chaz was so popular in school... I bet he didn't see himself being Carrot Topped by Schleprock Malone 10 years ago"

"Oh my God, that ugly fucking ginger haired freak was Carrot Topping that mofo!"

by Ginger_Lover March 7, 2010