Junk in the top bunk

antonym of junk in the trunk; a female (or male) who is abnormally heavy in their bubbie region.

Joe: Dude do you see that girl over there.
Mark: Yeah she got alot of junk in the top bunk.
Steve: Hey thats my sister!

by excessBaggage August 17, 2010

Junk in the Top Bunk

Noun: in mammals, the property of having conspicuously large or exaggerated mammary glands and tissue.

If I had just a little more junk in the top bunk, I could totally run this town.

by Dan Craig February 18, 2006

Top bunked

The act of placing another person (or inmate) on the top bunk of a bunk bed, then proceeding to violently eat his ass.

“Bro didn’t you hear? Ricky got top bunked.”

by COCKCHEWY August 21, 2021

top bunked

When you’re fucking on the top of a bunk bed and fall through onto the bottom.

I was fucking a fat bitch and top bunked onto my roommate last night.

by MaxDaddy69 October 28, 2019