toot it & boot it

finding a girl and before going down on her stick their nose in there vagina and sneezing then get up and leave and laugh later about how funny it was when you sneezed in her vagina

i toot it & boot it the fuck out of her it was sooooo funny

by stone head 420 March 7, 2011

tooted and booted

to fart and then notice you didnt just fart, you also took a shit. same thing as a shart.

oh shit i think i just tooted and booted! i need to go home and change my underwear!

by stopdropandrollballs June 16, 2010

toot n boot

To fart and then leave the premises.

I usually toot n boot because I have to fart but don't want to be blamed for it.

by toot n booter February 16, 2015

Toot it and boot it

Have a sexual encounter then kicking the person out once you're done.

I met her in the club, then I said wassup
I took her to the crib, and you know I fucked
yea toot it and boot it, toot it and boot it.........

by i_da_secksy_guy September 7, 2010

Toot boots

When you step in some sort of shit, and every step you take makes a squelchy and squishy noise.

Person: *shoes are squelching in poo*
Random other person: Woah, you've got your toot boots on today.

by xxx_MLGnoscoper_xxx February 8, 2018

Toot it and boot it

hit it and quit it

Yeah man, I'd toot it and boot it.

by Ms.Toot&Boot November 16, 2010

toot it and boot it

basically it's a one night stand. Sexual relations then leave (usually in a hurry).

one night stand, "hit it and quit it", "one and done", "lay without pay".. and now.. "toot it and boot it" or "toot it and booted".

by speedphreak831 October 4, 2010