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JORDIN TOOTOO

The first person of Inuit descent to be drafted by an NHL team. Known for devastating hits, fighting, delivering concussions, dislocating shoulders, and eating raw meat. He is so attractive that one can achieve orgasm just by looking at him.
by Tuesday Knight December 18, 2006
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ToOOOooOoOOOOoOOOoooO0

referring to the number 2000000000000000000000
I would like ToOOOooOoOOOOoOOOoooO0 pancakes please!
by professionel April 1, 2023
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Tooloo

"My misses caught me playing with my tooloo so now I have to sleep on couch"
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Tootoo Train

Dude got checked by the tootoo train.
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toooooer

I want to see a guided toooooer of America
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tomoose

tomoose
{non-derogatory}

1) Slang/Nickname, for someone with the name Thomas or Tom, due to the similarity in pronunciation. In no way is it meant to be taken as offensive, more a boisterous greeting.

2) A description of someone who gets screwed over by every single friend he/she has, even those that are considered good friends will have attempted to deceive a person of this description. This person may also be subject to frequent betrayal by so-called 'friends'. *

*Note - not always successfully.

3) A person whose 'friends' all try to use at some point in time for their own personal gain, but is never repaid for the favour in any shape or form. Also these 'friends' may frequently 'forget' to ask this person to be present at any gatherings, maybe in spite, jealousy or plain ignorance.

Finally…
4) Somebody who is independent of others and who does not imitate others in an attempt to be 'popular' by following every single 'trend' or 'whim'.
1)"Hey Tomoose"

2)Tomoose - "You comin' round later?"
Friend - "Sorry I can't I'm going to my Aunties"
{later seen with another friend who clearly isn’t his auntie}

3) {Group plan go out}
Friend - "Hey Tomoose"
Tomoose - "Doing anything later?"
Friend - "Nope"
{Group then go out}

4) Friend 1- Oooh 'Doilies'
Friend 2 - Lets all buy them! {despite most of them not actually liking them}
Friend 3 - Yeah, we all rock! {just imitating the enthusiasm of the first}
Tomoose - I'll be Ok…
Friends - You Suck!
by Thomas Archer August 1, 2004
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Toopoo

Toopoo V.

To Toopoo a house or apartment; To take a shit and throw it on a house in place of toilet paper; Taking teepeeing a house to the next level.
Dude, I totally toopoo'd that house last night.

Let's go toopoo our teacher's apartment tonight!
by Wreched June 28, 2009
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