Tool-box

A person with no humor,someone with predictable humor which seems to have been taken straight out of a movie he just saw...a box, square, tool.

-If you are reading this and do not quite understand what I am talking about, you are most likely a tool-box.

-that guy just called me gross for farting in public...Ya, he sure is a tool-box.

-The guy at the party ran around all night yelling "fuck me beautiful" because he just saw American Pie on DVD and thought it would be funny to say that all night to pretty girls just like Stiffler...He is clearly a fucking tool-box.

by Jake T III April 14, 2007

Tool Box

worse then "tool". Used to insult someone that is very fuckan retarded.

Wow ur just not a toolm ur a whole tool box damnit

by saab September 29, 2003

Tool Box

A frat house

(First day of college)
Frat Brother: Welcome to the Tool Box

by huevosrancheros March 13, 2010

Tool Box

When three or more tools are mobbing together or live together.

"Sorry, I don't date out of tool boxes."

or

"Yeah, bro. We all live together. It's so dope."
"Must be a tool box."

by Little Squeaks September 03, 2011

tool box

A derogatory term for a tool's girlfriend; does not necessarily mean that the girl herself is a tool as well.

"Missy wouldn't be so bad if her boyfriend, Brad, wasn't such a tool; but you know how those tool boxes tend to be..."

by MuseL May 27, 2008

Tool Box

A term used to describe a female that is very promiscuous.

I really liked Ginger but she turned out to be a real tool box.

by jaz October 20, 2004

tool box

A female tool. You know, a tool, but a girl.

What a tool box! She's like the girl version of Carson Daly.

by z. appleton January 03, 2005