Starched Towelette

The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.

Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???

- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.

dude......

Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.

In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.

starched towelette

by Team Sexual July 13, 2010

Tootle Puffer

"An affectionate term for vapers generally using lower watt devices with atomizer resistance of 1.0ohm or above and who utilize the Mouth to Lung (MTL) style of vaping. The opposite of a cloudchaser."

When it comes to vaping styles, Betty is a tootle puffer, Sally likes to cloud chase and Joe prefers flavorchasing.

by TakeTheRedPill May 16, 2015

toolery

to describe someone doing an act that is so stupid for words.

Bhavya: "I just cut off my finger trying to dissect a kidney"
Laurence: "Such toolery"

Laurence: "MP1 Exam #3 is moved to Monday for all classes."
Kedar: "So when's our test?"
Shivam: "Toolery."

by shkippay95 November 14, 2012

tooled up

Carrying a weapon, usually for a specific purpose.

John ensured he was tooled up for the job

by Loge May 6, 2003

Toodlepip

Another way of saying goodbye.

"toodlepip john"

by Mattie_B March 28, 2009

tootles

variation of goodbye, cya, later, etc.

Betsy: Bye Fran, I'm off to the pool.
Fran: Tootles

by Margareet April 23, 2006

toodle-loo

Archaic american form of 'goodbye'. It derives from the french expression "a tout a l'heure" meaning "see you later", and came into vogue in the US particularly after the second world war.

Mim : "Bye-Bye!"

Vim : "Toodle-loo!"

by spungedave March 6, 2010