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Toolwack

(adverb)

Origin: Native Islands of Guava
Tool: doodle
Wack: have a pull
Result: having a pull on your doodle
Smart sounding result: masturbation
I need a jigjig but i can't get one so i'll go have a toolwack and have oodles and oodles of oomphy fun doing it!
by Dlme. June 15, 2009
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Tooloo

"My misses caught me playing with my tooloo so now I have to sleep on couch"
by Dilldy September 14, 2018
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toolwarehouse

The highest order of tools. One who has achieved this disgraceful plateau has lost the respect of all of his peers and probably has lost most of his friends too. His chances of getting laid on a regular basis are next to zero.
An example of a toolwarehouse would be a balding, middle-aged grocery store manager who has lost all sense of reality.
Paul seriously said that to you? Man that guy's not just a toolshed he's a whole freakin' toolwarehouse.
by rickyfresh June 18, 2006
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Too low for radio use

when you are awake but are all most completely useless to the outside world, in reference to blackberry smartphones battery too low for radio use feature.
person 1: hey man let go out to the bar tonight man!

person 2: cant man too low for radio use.

person 1: wow you really are a useless piece of shit
by kdub92 August 18, 2011
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TOOLOUCHEBAG

The combining of the words TOOL and DOUCHEBAG .
"Why does Blair always take fantasy baseball so seriously ?" "I know , He is the biggest TOOLOUCHEBAG in the world."
by STEVIE-O 904 March 2, 2009
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toolonoscopy

Contrary to a colonoscopy where a Dr. sticks a camera up ones ass to examine the colon, this is a social procedure in which one finds out the full extent to which another is a tool.

It is usually based on growing concerns that one is a tool.
I think we need to give Jim a toolonoscopy man, he's really playing favorites and getting used along with that...
by Toolie Toolerson February 19, 2011
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Toolon

The word toolon means that someone is either: Disgusting, or you could use the word as in you dont give a fuck about what you just did, OR what the person thinks about what you just did.
1st Definition: John: "Man that bitch's vagina was straight toolon yo"
Frank: "Hell yeah dude, i could smell that shit from the parking lot"

2nd Definition: Mary: "I can't believe you just said that"
Danny boy: "So what? I smacked the fuck outta that bitch with my words of hate.. toolon"
by Bigmoneygrip April 18, 2011
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