Tonsilitis

1. God's gift to blowjobs.

2. An unfair advantage at eating competitions.

Jeff: Hey man guess what!
Bob: What?
Jeff: Sarah has tonsilitis.
Bob: So? Isn't that bad?
Jeff: Let me try this again. Sarah is getting her tonsils removed.
Bob: So? ... Oh. Niiiice.

by DeepthroatMcGoo February 08, 2010

Tonsil

A complete useless piece of skin, an insult

As in "you bloody tonsil"

by traxn October 05, 2005

Tonsil

Act of or recieveing a blow job

dude, chelsea gave me the best tonsil last night

by keri keri January 04, 2009

Tonsillitis

1. A Medical condition, where the Tonsil (Which are at the back of your mouth) are imflamed and they hurt like hell.

2. A stupid fucking excuse that girls use when you ask to kiss them.

1. Fucking hell my tonsils hurt! Sarah Give me a blowjob!

2.
Joe: Hey Sarah, wanna go make out?
Sarah: Sorry I have Tonsillitis.

Joe: Hey Jade, wanna go make out?
Jade: Sorry I have tonsillitis.

*2 hours later*

*Joe Sees those girls kissing other guys*

Joe: Fuck I'm crap.

by Madd Dogggg January 07, 2005

[tonsilities]

tonsilities - A Mother who has just been diagnosed with the medical condition tonsillitis - At the same she has many responsibilities.

Extremely contagious through Facebook texting...!

Mother on Facebook - Grrrrrrr I have tonsilities again....!!!!!

Mother's freind response - ME TOO!!!!

by Chrisso.Australia August 06, 2009

Tonsiled

this refers to gambling, losing all your money plus money that you dont even have and can never get.not only used in sports gambling you can get tonsiled by a casino as well

That missed extra point tonsiled me.

I was dunking but then they brought out a hot dealer and he/she tonsiled me

by REZKILLER February 06, 2004

trampoline tonsils

Someone who is constantly blowing others.

Wonda Wonderpig is a real life trampoline tonsils !

by I, Wreckerrr November 13, 2016