Tonethief

A friend who compliments you on your new ringtone, and then uses the exact same one.

So we were hanging out, and I heard my phone go off. So I picked it up, but the song kept playing.

Then Robert picked up his phone and answered it. He's such a fucking tonethief.

by Rufus D February 7, 2009

Tonnesen

When you have a threesome on a bench in a public park

I had a tonnesen last night

by Florentino#69 Folkeparken September 6, 2016

tinneth

A short, cute girl who'll bright up your day. She's a beast, and can make you laugh at any second. She loves many, and many more loves her. She's STUPENDOUS, OUTGOING, BEAUTIFUL, and CRAZY @ times.

Jeremy: Hey KC, who is your friend over there?
KC: Oh, that's my bestfriend tinneth. Why?
Jeremy: Damn, she's a gorgeous. I'd tap that.
KC: JEREMY! XP

by Alexis Callastellos October 28, 2009

Tonneau Cover

The act of placing sarran wrap on someones face or chest and then deficating upon it so as to get the transfer of heat, with none of the mess.

Man: Would you like a cleveland steamer?
Woman: No thanks, it's too messy.
Man: How aboot the Tonneau Cover?
Woman: Yes, Thank You. I would enjoy that very much!

by Angry Pirate45 June 7, 2009

metric fuck tonne

Noun: An extremely large amount of something, unto absurdity.

Generally used in hyperbole.

Note: proper usage demands the British spelling of "tonne" becuse the extra letters are also absurd.

Angrybunnyman updates his journal a metric fuck tonne

by Angrybunnyman January 5, 2005

tonpettenati

To beat off near your friends and proceed to jizz on one of their arms

Tony: Nate, I'm about to blow
Nate: Shit Ton, dont do it
(Ton blows a load on Nate's arm)
Drew: Hahahaha dude you just got a tonpettenati

by Bitsindahouse October 21, 2009

toniette

Toniette a beautiful soul inside and out. Loyal to anyone in her circle. Selfless, caring and funny. Highly intelligent and great at putting things together. If you’re given an opportunity her aura is addictive and you’ll want to keep her around forever.

Wow Toniette I am thankful to have met such a pure genuine person like you.

by AshLee8956 November 24, 2021