Louis TomLEGENDson

Louis 'TomLEGENDSON' Tomlinson: master of making an awkward situation more awkward. When One Direction appeared on the Xtra Factor after bandmate Harry Styles (17) kissed host Caroline Flack (32), Louis didn't dissapoint Directioners by bringing up the awkward subject.

Olly: How does it feel to to back?
Harry: It feels nice..walking around the corridors..it's really nice.
Caroline: So you just like walking around corridors?
Louis: I think he's quite nervous around you.

Olly: Which girl do you fancy the most, Harry?
Louis (interjecting): Caroline

Girl: Did you see that Xtra Factor interview with One Direction?
You: Yes! Louis should switch his name to Louis TomLEGENDson!

by bring1dtome December 2, 2011

Moaning Tomer

When two men face opposite ends of a room and slowly back into each other until their asses lightly touch. It is imperative that no eye contact is made.

See also: Whispering Jim

Those guys totally changed the mood of the party when they decided to start a Moaning Tomer.

by bizzolt October 11, 2011

Tomke

The most beautiful and gorgeous person to walk on earth. She is always smiling and is super fun to be around. Everyone loves her.

OH look! Have you seen Tomke?!

by twinklingunicorn86 July 10, 2020

toitering

Lingering on the bowl far longer than it takes to extrude feces.

You've been in that bathroom for 2 hours! Put down the PSP and stop toitering!

by Buzzly Killington April 2, 2009

Tome bagel

A wanna-be knacker. Thinks they're hardcore, but usually you don't want to mess with them anyways.

Tome bagel: Are you fuckin' jokin' me, ya flute get outta me face ''fore I break it for ya, ri'?

Victim: I'm sorry.

by rakaruma September 30, 2009

tommemi

ITS A WORD USED TO DESCRIBE A REALLY HOT ,SMART,FUNNY PERSON <3<3 THAT IS THE BEST

Wow did you see them they must be tommemi

by Lovebugg666 April 25, 2021

Tome

A very common adjective used in western Ireland. Meaning awesome, cool, amazing.

Ah lads, that's so tome!

by BatteryZombie January 21, 2011