tomtoe

it is pirple but idoits call it red. u cna use it az a replacmint for toilate papery. it smell like poo sometime. Cum-brrrrrrrr is its bess friend. it eat pee. it lit. i liek tomtoe. wuold feed to doggie agian. ^﹏^ ^﹏^ LOLOLOLOL LMAO XD💯💯💯

mez : did u eat your tomtoe jimm?

jimmy : n o m o t h e r , t o m t o e n a s t y

mez : n o?

Jimmy : me didnt eat it yed.

Mez : Jimmy will die from a stab to the chest, and he'll be missing some internal organs if he doesnt eat TOMTOE.

Jimmy : FINE ME EAT TOMTOE

Mez : y e d, that was very Cum-brrrrrrrr of you.

by I eat dogs November 12, 2019

tomtit

Cockney rhyming slang for depositing of human bodily solids

I just going for a tomtit

by panjee September 11, 2003

Tomterday

A hybrid of yesterday and tomorrow. The two cancel each other out, so in the end you just have an unnecessarily elongated form of today.

Employee: "How are you tomterday?"
Customer: "I was doing just great until you fucked everything up by using tomterday. By the way I need a pack of condoms."

by aman13 June 14, 2010

Tomtedino

If you have to search up what Tomtedino means, He knows you are not worthy

"Tomtedino sees that you are not worthy"

by anonymous June 14, 2021

Tomtarded

An adjective used to describe a retarded action that likely would have been done by Tom.

What? you left your car lights on 3 times since you replaced your battery? That's pretty tomtarded.

by kazeflame June 7, 2009

Tomtord

Tomtord is a ship consisting of two characters from the show Eddsworld. Both Tom and Tord are male. Even though a part of the fanbase ships them, they despise each other. In other words, it’s not canon.

“Do you like/ship tomtord?”

“Yes/No.”

by ah shit here we go again October 29, 2019

tomtom

Portable GPS voice-activated car navigation system.

tomtom, do I turn left or right?
Man, I never would have found this place if it wasn't for my tomtom.

by J. Symonds June 28, 2006