by Lord Maher13 March 5, 2011
Get the Tomacock mug.tomoki is a lad who sells vapes in a white van to little boys and shows them his massive horsecock. He is a well respected male sex worker and a beautiful man.
someone random- "did u see that white pedo van drive past?"
person with common sense- "did it have kids in the back?"
"yes.."
"oh well its tomoki what a sexy man"
person with common sense- "did it have kids in the back?"
"yes.."
"oh well its tomoki what a sexy man"
by sury mishra November 28, 2021
Get the Tomoki mug.Tomofo is the nickname for the awesome Tomo Milicevic, guitarist of 30 Seconds To Mars and all-round crazy-ass dude.
We call him Tomofo because he is a self-confessed crazy mofo. And his name is Tomo. Obviously.
Otherwise known as King Mofo.
He is loved by all.
We call him Tomofo because he is a self-confessed crazy mofo. And his name is Tomo. Obviously.
Otherwise known as King Mofo.
He is loved by all.
by EchelonEnvy May 19, 2010
Get the Tomofo mug.Australian tennis player who was prodigised to be the next patt rafter for Australian tennis fans. Also knows as Tommy the 'tank' engine as he was accused by John McEnroe of tanking his match against Andy Roddick in the US Open in 2012. After two years in the spotlight of world class tennis tournaments, he has not achieved a single grand slam (while Leyton Hewitt at his age had archived 7 major titles, including Wimbledon) and continues to act like he's bigger than Jesus. He was recently arrested in Sydeney for drunken and aggressive behaviour, while being subdued he reminded the cops of 'who he was' and that they were plotting hate campaigns against him.
He lacks the respect of most Australians.
He lacks the respect of most Australians.
Aussie 1: Did you watch Bernard Tomic play Federer last night?
Aussie 2: No, I've lost interest in that guy, no one respects him anymore.
Aussie 1: Yeah, his blonde girlfriend was there though... She's pretty hot
Aussie 2: No, I've lost interest in that guy, no one respects him anymore.
Aussie 1: Yeah, his blonde girlfriend was there though... She's pretty hot
by TennisTruths November 2, 2012
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"All right, mom, I got it. I'll pick up some Hiyori Tomoe. You don't have to ask."
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