Tommaso

tommaso is hot and sexy italian who cooks good pasta and listens to the smiths in the kitchen and has a small dog who is very cute but not as cute as my dog but still pretty cute and tommaso himself is very nice we all love tommaso stan tommaso for clear skin teehee!

me: wow this guy is so sexy
ur mom: he must be tommaso!!!!!!!!!!1111!1!!!

by sashiiiix November 24, 2021

Uncle Tommaso

A person of Italian heritage who makes a living or otherwise advances him or herself by betraying other Italians.

Rudy Giuliani is a real Uncle Tommaso.

by deathbyserifs May 6, 2021

Tommaso Idone

A tall Smartass who thinks he is the best. He is a very Narcissistic person

Person 1: hi
Person 2: I'm so strong and cool
Person 1: Why are you acting like a Tommaso Idone
Person 2: what is a Tommaso Idone?
Person 1: Tommaso Idone is a narcissistic smartass

by Why is Tommaso Idone a dick April 24, 2022

Tommaso Idone

A tall annoying smart ass who's very Narcissistic

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: I'm so buff and tall and I'm so much better than you
Person 1: why are you acting like Tommaso Idone
Person 2: Whats Tommaso Idone?
Person 1: Tommaso Idone is a tall smartass who thinks hes better than everyone.

by Why is Tommaso Idone a dick April 24, 2022

A dirty Tommaso

When you gift a sample of your fecal matter to a female partner for them to coat a sexual masturbation aide with such matter before sucking it clean.

Oh Chloe is into really kinky stuff in the bedroom, do you think she’ll let me give her a dirty Tommaso.

by Jonny Sims May 7, 2020

Tommaso

My best friend in the whole world. I love him so much. He is an Italian stallion and Ecuadorean god. Man I love Tommaso

Person 1: Who is that???
Person 2: Oh.. that's Tommaso
Person 1: Damn. He's a stallion god

by isabellehater May 23, 2022

Tommaso

a weird built specimen with built in anger issues and a strong sassy tone

Why is he throwing a fit? Thats so tommaso....

by babadook444 March 18, 2024