Womblands

When you have unprotected sex and you may be pregnant with his child. Your body creates a land where white woman tears implode from.

I have an ache deep in my womblands because you knew. You FAWNKIN KNEW!

by Safeinsidemymind March 12, 2022

Womblands

Where babies go when a termination of pregnancy has taken place.

"I sent the baby to the womblands"

by AstridAblaZe March 6, 2022

Brick Tambland

A cognitively challenged weather reporter on the Chanel 4 news team. He has an IQ of 48 and wants to know what love is more than anything in the world. He also has a very high vioce when singing "Afternoon Delight"

Brick: I stabbed a man with a trident in the heart. There were horses and a man on fire!
Ron" I was meaning to talk to you about that... You might want to find a safe house or a close relative. You are probably wanted for murder.

by Ben P January 25, 2005

Tomboland

A Tomboland is a subspecies of troll, and may in fact be a distant relative to the Spiderus genum, but they are not nearly as entertaining. Whether or not a wild Tomboland is self aware of its troll like niche on the message board is still up for much debate (see: scientific). Tombolands have absolutely zero concept of grammar, and the longer they participate in a thread, the more their social and cognitive skills tend to degenerate. Tombolands usually hail from England, and have been known to try and spew about how the Queen spells words better than any Yank, an unfortunate side effect of never having been taught about the Revolutionary War in history class. Though this should not surprise anybody, as evidence suggests that Tombolands never really learned much outside of basic speech. Once a Tomobland engages in conversation, they will not stop egging on the rest of the board, creating a sort of black hole effect around the topic the sub-troll has decided to leach upon. As more people view the thread, the probability of flame war, closing, or just outright chaos approaches 1. If a Tomboland is sighted, one should report it immediately in order to prevent mass panic and just outright retardedness.

Somebody: "Dude, how are you?"
Tomboland: "No, how IS you?"
Somebody else: "Da fuck?"
Tomboland: "Shutup guyz, gut buck en topic!"
Somebody else: "Your grammar BLOWS!"
Tomboland: "Ur da wun caring on, lulz,"
Somebody: "My god..."
Somebody 3: "Still not Spiderus"
Tomboland: "Huhwhut is you talked about?"
Leonidas: "Madness..."

by Josue Guerra May 9, 2009

Womblands

Regarding female anatomy

The patient presented to the emergency room with burning and discharge from her womblands. ICD 10 code W83.A77

by Docwhohealsburningwombs March 7, 2022

Womblands

When you say you were pregnant by a man who had a vasectomy the year prior.

“You FOCKING knew!”

“I’m upset, should I accuse this guy of impregnating my womblands?”

“No! Film it on tiktok and delete half of the videos!”

by Wombland Back March 22, 2022

tomslanderkillsme

an educated person called Iftu.despises transphobia,racism etc. Hates draco but would like to get railed by him

tomslanderkillsme defended their mutuals from tom stans.

by thiswasdefinitelynotiftu June 1, 2021