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Tomterday

A hybrid of yesterday and tomorrow. The two cancel each other out, so in the end you just have an unnecessarily elongated form of today.
Employee: "How are you tomterday?"
Customer: "I was doing just great until you fucked everything up by using tomterday. By the way I need a pack of condoms."
by aman13 June 14, 2010
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Tomatord

Person 1: do u have any tomatoes?
Person 2: Tomatord does B)
by Pastelray July 30, 2019
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Tomader

tomader is the sweetest most beautiful girl you can ever meet
did you see how cute is tomader today? can this girl stop being prettier by the day?
by mvkkkki April 3, 2019
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tomster

complete utter noob.. -_- <-- tomster eyes
omg im the best.. you cant beat me
by leet August 27, 2003
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Almadoesn'tmater

Almadoesn'tmatter
An object or logo from a school one may have flunked out of or went on to get a better job without the degree from that school because it was so frustrating. Like when you can't finish a degree plan because some of the courses needed to get that particular degree are not or no longer offered at that school
Here is a football jersey from your 'Almadoesn'tmatter"
I know you did not make the team and lost your scholarship but hey you may have some nostalgia for this.
Source: Lloyd Johnsoon, Caney Head, Texas
Here is a football jersey from your 'Almadoesn'tmater'
I know you did not make the team and lost your scholarship but hey you may have some nostalgia for this.

I gave Katz a tray from LU where she tried to get a law degree and could not complete because the courses were not offered to complete the degree plan so her Almadoesn'tmater as she has an excellent job as a government litigator.
by Lloyd Johnson December 24, 2007
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dookie toater

A word used in the sout to describe a girls butt.
That girls got a nice dookie toater.
by justins money July 14, 2006
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tomateros

A Baseball team from Culiacan,Sinaloa
Tomateros won the world series.
by Hacker818 June 26, 2017
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