sweeney todded

to kill in a vicious, cold-hearted, malicious way.

that motherfucker deebo owed me $10. he ain't pay me so i sweeney todded that assclown.

by assclown fucktart January 27, 2008

Toledo Meathook

The process of using the thumb and pointer finger in a "C" to simultaneously stimulate a chick in the vagina and rectum.

Man...that girl Regan is wild in bed so I had to Toledo Meathook that bitch so she wouldn't tear up my room.

by Big Ray Ray from Da South November 28, 2011

Toledo Hot Pocket

Shitting into an envelope and mailing it first class to your lover.

When I got home from music trivia, I was pleasantly surprised to see your Toledo Hot Pocket waiting in my mailbox for me.

by FelixTheCat11 April 23, 2018

Toledo Depth Charge

While receiving a blowjob, one places his left hand on his left hip (w/ the elbow facing slightly forward), then proceeds to vomit on the girl giving the blowjob.

"I knew I was in love the first time he gave me a Toledo Depth Charge," said Mary.

by I *have* performed a Toledo Depth Charge, Though September 24, 2003

Tolted

essentially another word for cool or swag. if something is tolt or tolted, it’s super cool or popular

amy: have you seen carmelina?
katie: omg yes, her dress is so tolted!!

by saltypringlemilfs April 29, 2021

Toledo Backhand

To engage in anal sex, and after ejaculation you pull off the condom filled with with spooge, poo, and lube, the slap the bitch or dude in the face with it.

Ron was happily married until he pulled the toledo backhand on his old lady.

by Fuckernator March 12, 2007

toledo tornado

The Toledo Tornado is a very specific form of a favorite sexual act. First documented in Toledo Ohio in 1973, the Toledo Tornado is when a gentleman receives a blow job while taking a shit. The Tornado occurs when the feces is flushed while simultaneously cumming in the blow job givers mouth.

I don't know for sure how I got home last night. But I am pretty sure I got a Toledo Tornado at Dylan's!

by Buck Von Blake December 30, 2015