Toiting

Texting on the toilet.

Jane was late because she was toiting.

by mmaalia June 3, 2017

Toited

A mood generally described as feeling pooped, tired , lazy , chilled or all out of energy.

“Man I’m so toited from this hangover”

by Peepee poopoo man April 7, 2019

toit

tight...lyk cool

toit like a tiger...grrrr

by JOSHY May 17, 2003

toit

By far, the greatest word ever spoken. A variation of the word tit, which of course is short for "titty." For some people, a toit isn't simply one of 2 sacks of fat resting on a woman's chest, but rather it is a way of life.

Toit can be used to not only describe a pair of boobies, but it can be used interchangeably with every word in the dictionary, similar to the word "fuck"

Common usage:

Kevin: Damn dude that girl is dank.
Jacob: Holy shit look at her toits!

or

Cof: Man its windy. I am freezing my toits off!


Alternate Usages:

Jacob: Ahhhhh TOITS!!! i didnt do my homework. Fuck it im a senior!

or

Mark: Our dodgeball team just kicked the TOITS out of that pussy team. I nailed that freshman straight in the TOITS.

or

William: Dude i got caught jacking off to desperate housewives. and there's a video of it.
Mark: Wow. How guilTOITS, are you.
William: What is guilTOITS?
Mark: a variation of the word guilty, except way fucking cooler.

or

Jacob: there are no girls at this party. mark, call up some toits.
Mark: ah, i love toits.

by i love toits March 29, 2009

toit

toit is a schwinger

you are very sexual an very toit like a tiger

by kieran chaplin January 14, 2004

toit

1) cool, hip, in with the moment.
2) term for what a schwinger looks like

that's a schwinger, you can see by his toit pants, toit like a tiger...

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

toit

means anything

i am toit. (adjective)
that toit was bad. (noun)
i am fat, toit i am gay. (conjunction)
I toit on you. (verb)
I ate chircken toit the house. (preposition)
I swing toitly. (adverb)
Toit smells like dingy. (pronoun)

by toitmaster flex December 11, 2003