Hotter than Satan's gooch

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole

Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"

by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015

Slower than guns

Military slang for making bad lifestyle choices.

Since retirement, the Gunny was staying by a bottle and fading slower than guns.

by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

we are tighter than bark on a tree

When you are as close to something as bark on a tree. Usually used to get someone to do something.

Girl: wanna go on a date
Boy: Why should I?
Girl: Because we are tighter than bark on a tree.
Boy: oh okay

by Gninja237 June 18, 2017

Faded than a hoe

How you feel after hitting a blinker or a dabbington. Need I say more?

I only got five things to say: FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE.

by splurgio October 13, 2022

Deader than a doornail

When something is so dead as to not have any life left in it , as not to even be able to be revived .

I don't think I'm gonna be able to get your car started , that battery is deader than a doornail !

by dragonboy8586 June 22, 2020

a different brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼 than the usual most popular brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼.

An iconic quote my the man, the myth, the one and only Harry Styles when he got asked to tell us an unpopular opinion in which he answers that he prefers...

"a different brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼 than the usual most popular brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼."

1: what beans do you like bro?

- i prefer a different brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼 than the usual most popular brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼.

- oh, i like Heinz...

by oat milk May 13, 2020

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

by Mazza King October 7, 2018