Togekiss

The last evolution of Togepi added in Generation 4. It will make you want to throw your DS out of the window with Air Slash, Serene Grace, and a King's Rock. You'll be lucky if your Pokemon doesn't flinch from its attacks. If you see one, make sure to use your fastest Pokemon or you won't be able to do shit.

Trainer 1: I gave my Togetic a Shiny Stone and it evolved into Togekiss.
Trainer 2: Don't you dare use that Air Slash bullshit on my team.

by Pokedex #184 August 20, 2017

Flag

Get the Togekiss mug.

Togepenis

A combination of the Pokemon, Togepi when it had intercourse with a Jewish penis (circumcised) and resulted in the birth of the Queen of Togepenis namely Claire, who dedicated a blog to the memory of the almight circumcised Pokemons who never found the spotlight.

She blogged the Togepenis out of that Pokemon's circumcised cock.

by mytogaglows November 25, 2010

Flag

Get the Togepenis mug.

Related Words

togepi • A Togepi • Togepenis • togapilu • toepie • toepiss • Togapism • TogeCian • Togekiss • togeritte

togapilu

It is time (elfish)

Arwen, Togapilu

by Vivek the Chocolate Milkshake September 13, 2003

Flag

Get the togapilu mug.

Togepenis

When Togepi and penises combine to create the tumblr ~f4m0us~ Togepenis who posts about cute guys/girls, Pokemon, and cats. Her trademark is her extreme use of sarcasm and witty retorts to people who ask her dumb questions. She is not to be taken seriously, and if you do you will be mocked mercilessly. It is unknown the exact number of followers she has as it is always growing, but it is definitely in the thousands, making her Tumblr famous.

Anon: Togepenis don't like me
Claire: GTFO ~~*~

by myglassbottle November 26, 2010

Flag