Tooting Handshake

A friendly greeting, given by motorists to passers by. It is given in the form of dangling a flaccid penis from a car window, and swerving close to a pedestian so that it slaps them in the face.

Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.

Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.

"That jogger looks like she needs some encouragement, wind down the window and I'll give her a Tooting Handshake as we go past"

by adamandfiona January 24, 2010

tooting your own dick

The act of being a cocky ass hole; bragging about shit no one cares about.

Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."

Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."

by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

toting

bringing, taking, taking with yu.

old fashioned hazing has escaled to instances of extortion , emotional terorism, and kids toting guns to school

by Ange January 6, 2005

Toting/Tote

'Tote' is a common Slang used by teenagers in Nation of Trinidad and Tobago. 1)'Tote' means when some one is heartbroken or sad and making ithat feeling bring them down (Depression). 2) 'Tote' also means when someone gets or feels offended and they take it to heart. 3) 'Tote' Basically means (Butthurt).

Jason is Toting/Tote since he heard that his girlfriend was cheating on him.

He was Toting/Tote after jack told him he was dumb and useless.

by BL4DED4NC3R December 2, 2018

Torting

Sex dressed as a kittie whilst engaging in the graceful act of enchilada frisbee.

Often involves saucers of milk.

A favourite foreplay pastime of furries.

Example: Dawn wanted to do some torting but Sidge was more interested in scratching furniture.

by minasidge September 18, 2013

Toiting

Texting on the toilet.

Jane was late because she was toiting.

by mmaalia June 3, 2017

Funeral Touting

Also known as Canvassing is the unscrupulous practice of haggling with bereaved persons on the price of funerals outside of hospitals, the house of mourning, sites of accidents and deathbeds in hospitals.

That man standing over there approached me at my mother's deathbed to discuss the price of her funeral. I think he is funeral touting!

by OnlyRealness July 14, 2017