Toupee

just another phrase for blowjob like top, fellatio, getting head or what that mouth do.

"I only fuck with bitches for their toupee (their top, nigga)" - Rich Homie Quan from the song "Flex"

by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo September 28, 2015

Peepee Teepee

Any boner or erection that is clearly visible through shorts, pants, or underwear

Look at Chamby he has a massive PEEPEE TEEPEE.

by hornet14t1 August 6, 2009

Side way Teepee

When a man has an erection while standing up. Making his pants look like a side way tee pee .

Dude! Did you see John at the party with Crystal? He totally had a Side way Teepee man!

by Roxy odnab May 30, 2011

Beat Teepee

The formation made by a kleenex or sock that has been used to clean-up male ejaculate and left to dry.

The cleaner quickly vacummed and tried to forget about the beat teepee that has been forgotten underneath the bed.

by El Tuco April 19, 2009

Storming the teepee

pursuing a sexual relationship with a person self-identifying as native American, aboriginal or indigenous.

Dave was storming the teepee last night. He ended up bumping uglies with Lori up by the TV tower in the back of the pickup truck.

by FoxDeltaPop October 24, 2012

Topee

Head apparel enthusiast, total playa and overall badass. Expert driver but can pilot if necessary. Enjoys excessive speed. Knows importance of Bros before Hoes. Good in bed. However, shit at pool.

Oii slow down, you are driving like a topee

by #bigdickedzak August 30, 2013

Hot toupee

A hot toupee requires two men, and one must be bald. One man must ejaculate onto the otherman's bald head. Giveing him a head full of cum to act as hair.

Man, we're you at Joe's party Friday night? Him and Andrew were giving each other "hot toupee's".

by Sharky mcfly March 16, 2016