A musical boner. Being sexually attracted to a person because of their musical talent. A term made popular, if not coined, by the movie Pitch Perfect.
Hearing her sing gives me a major toner.
The Phantom of the Opera was the first literary instance of a guy getting a toner.
The Phantom of the Opera was the first literary instance of a guy getting a toner.
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Some intern signed for five toner cartridges, and now some fucking toner pirates have billed us for $1200.
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Get the teener mug.something that kills the conversation because of its randomness or weirdness. Usually said after the awkward comment was used with "that was" before it. Also a certain expression is amde with the face of the person saying tooner by opening his/her eyes as wide as possible and lifting eyebrows. Many times a person doesn't even have to say tooner and will only say "That was" and imply it.
person 1: I'm gona wear my super tight shirt so that everyone will think I'm buff.
person 2:That was tooner/ you are tooner/ That WAS!
person 2:That was tooner/ you are tooner/ That WAS!
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