theism

Theism is not a religion, rather it is a belief in god(s). This can be a belief in a single God, as in Islam, Christianity, or Judaism (monotheism), or a belief in deities or multiple gods, such as Hinduism & many ancient religions.

Islam is a type of theism.
Christianity is a type of theism.
Judaism is a type of theism.
Theism can be unrelated to organised religion.

Theism is not the same as religion. Religions can be atheistic, i.e. Buddhism.

by geekchic April 29, 2006

Tobism

The name of a cult dedicated to the king of moosh, pledging to always stay flacid in an attempt to honor their messiahs mooshing ability.

"Hey bro, do you subscribe to tobism?"

"Oh hell yeah bro, I haven't had an erection in years."

by Chababi May 25, 2019

Joe Theisman

Joe Theisman (verb) meaning to break or injure a limb. Most often refers to a compound fracture of the leg.

I joe Theismaned my leg when I fell off my bike.

by Skinsfan January 5, 2008

Totism

The worship of potatoes, more specifically, the tater tot.

"What religion are you?" I believe in Totism. You know, worship the mighty potato?"

by PotatoWorshiper February 22, 2011

Joe Theisman

A sweet Qb that used to play for the redskins aka the guy that got his leg snapped in half by LT. Now he must be the worst announcer who gets every coach's challenge wrong.

God! Joe Theisman has a great arm

by Jeb Putzier January 11, 2006

eh-theism

Canada's official religion.

After hockey, beer, and maple leafs, Canadians prescribe to eh-theism as their religion of choice.

by LutheranLearner May 24, 2014

tic tac toe-ism

a mock religion based around the fact if you play tic tac toe once in your life you will go to heaven. also belief that calvin is god. this religionn may sound like it is made up but the bible says a guy walked on water i think its just as logical.

christian: tic tac toe-ism is wrong and god shall punish you!

tic tac toe-ist: hey calvin am i gonna get punished?

by whatwouldcalvindo April 22, 2009