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toddler-whipped

The state of being completely and totally beholden to the whim and caprice of your toddler, to the extent that you make virtually all life decisions based not on your own personal preferences but to avoid a toddler melt-down.
When Bill told his friend Stu that he could not stay at work to finish an important project, because he did not want to miss phase 3 of his son’s potty-training class, Stu said, “dude, you are totally toddler-whipped.”
by jesshtx September 9, 2006
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Toddlish

The language that toddlers speak, which resembles English, but is much cuter.
Toddler: I hungie, Mama. Whas in da fridger-fridger da eat?

Mama's Friend: What did he say?

Mama: He said that he's hungry and he wants to know what we have in the refrigerator to eat. It's okay. I speak fluent Toddlish.
by werdyab February 14, 2012
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Horny Toddler

A full grown and physically mature adult (18+) who is still a either still a virgin, a premature ejaculator or just plain sexually inexperienced.
GIRL, I threw myself at that horny toddler from the Popeyes Drive thru, we fucked for like 1.5 pumps and then he wanted to be held and shit.
by Ranchgirls November 2, 2020
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taddles

The psyedonym for the sometimes controversial blogger, who spilled secrets of the high-school Chisholm. Taddles identity still has not been revealed and the infamous blogspot website has been taken down due to formal complaints.

Taddles drew inspiration from Gossip Girl.
"omg did you see that post that Chisholm-secrets? I can't believe that shit is true!"

"omg taddles is so tashak"
"NO IM NOT!"

"hahahahaha taddles is the funniest shit out, its so fake and over exaggerated, that i definately couldnt believe it, but that bitch posted a FOTO OF ME ON THERE!"

"x Taddles"
by gossipgirlxoxoxo May 18, 2009
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toddler dick

A grown man with a 'dick' the same size as a toddler's 'dick'. Really small. Really really small. Cocktail weinerish. A guy suffering from toddler dick will usually get real jealous around preschoolers. These men have been with very few women, out of shame. They tend to spend a lot of time with their mother's, because of their inadequacy in the pants. I'm trying to say, their penis is the same size right now, as an adult, as it was when they were toddlers.
Guy) Why did they get divorced?

Girl) He suffers from toddler dick.

Guy) Toddler dick?
Girl) You, know toddler 'dick'. Same size as a toddlers. Their dick never grew up, like Peter Pan.
by Aunty Annihilator January 1, 2012
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toodles

A shortened Anglicized version of the French phrase à tout à l'heure which means goodbye.
Sean: So I'll see you tomorrow then!
Jane: Sure thing. Toodles!
by learnedcivilperson February 22, 2010
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toddler box

A shaved vagina, because it resembles the 'box' of a toddler.
My girl never shaves, it's a jungle down there!
That's nasty, I prefer a toddler box
OR
Be glad, I don't like those toddler boxes, they make me feel like a pedophile
by Doortje* January 10, 2011
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